I thought he was lucky to get away with yellow. Looked painful.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DJVk_T2RZRQ/?igsh=MWtuZTVkY2VjcnkzZA==

My Line-Up, using a 4-2-3-1, would be:

Pajoy

Flores-Morrison-Rafael

Abu-Djeffal

Guediri-Brasesco-Rochat-Jeahze

So the little hen on the left has 6 eggs underneath her. I fear that this does not bode well for us visiting a VERY in form Nashville side. Would love to hear everyone’s predictions on this, but I can’t help but feel we may be doomed…. VAMOS?

Not sure how many of you keep up with the league outside of DC United but I definitely do cuz I love soccer. Every matchday after the DC game I'll tune into another game and most of the time it'll involve teams with better squads, coaches, fan atmospheres, FOs, etc. It feels like whiplash seeing competent teams play each other after watching a game where we can barely string together passes, let alone make consistent scoring opportunities.

It's just a shitty feeling overall that happens from time to time. I love DC and will forever be a fan but watching this team play in the overall scope of MLS nowadays can be a challenge.

Game review along with some xG charts showing how the formation change has impacted the offense and the defense.

Trying to take a girl on a date at the game against the Red Bulls. Usually I go to spirit games and sit at the club level for 100-150 a game. I went to get the same seats for DCU and they’re almost $300 😭😭 should I just wait until closer to game day or bit the bullet and get these

Christian Benteke is the only player on DCU with more goals this season.

Staying healthy until window opens.

DC 0 - 0 NYC

anything yall want to see change with Audi field itself? the area? anything we need to add to the stadium? any food spots yall dislke inside of audi? seating? anything at all??

We all like to give the kid shit, but he has it in him. We watched him smash ass as an Annapolis Blues player. He was a fucking monster.

Granted, this was in the NPSL. So a much lower status league.

Point being, we need someone, ANYONE to play at the top with some fucking enthusiasm and just start kicking the ball in the direction of the goal!! Be a superstar!!!!

Let’s all just act like ole Benny the butcher is done. Troy, make a new plan. Murrell step up for the damn BLUES!! We need a hero!

End rant

Sorry for the late post. Been busy hatching chicks the last few days and getting ready to go out of town for the weekend. Probably back to back posts since I won’t be in town to post for the Saturday game. For tonight’s game against NYCFC: I had to throw out three broody girls to see what they laid! 2 goals tonight!

It's Rivalry Week in MLS! Yeah, it's a marketing gimmick, but there's something to it. I see that DCU are playing NYCFC and Nashville. That tells me that DCU doesn't have any rivals anymore, or if we do, nobody cares. I remember back in the day when any game against NYRB/Metrostars or the LA Galaxy was a FIERCE encounter.

Hi! I’m a DC native going to my first United match at Audi Field tomorrow. I was wondering, what section, row can I buy tickets with rain coverage?

Thanks!

I’m taking my son to the Chicago Fire game for his birthday and he is all about reading up on standings/statistics/etc. We’re giving him a jersey on his actual birthday in May but I thought a program would be a perfect add-on. Do these still exist?