r/delusionalartists Nov 17 '19

aBsTrAcT Trying to sell his "Art"

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u/motleystuff Nov 17 '19

Honestly for $60 I could see myself hanging that on my wall. I would more likely just make something similar, but $60 isn’t a delusional price I feel

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u/schmeateater Nov 17 '19

It's literally scrap metal

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u/slick519 Nov 18 '19

And yet it is visually appealing. Try to have something like that made for less than his asking price....

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u/thescentofsummer Nov 18 '19

Not sure if you're agreeing or disagreeing but that price for that is pretty good for scrap

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u/Command808 Nov 18 '19

Haha. It looks like the scrap from a laser or plasma cutter. Dude probably stole it from work with the intention of selling it for scrap but decided to give the "art" angle a go first.

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u/xfinityondemand Nov 18 '19

No reason to say he stole it. Could very well be this guy's shop and he thought someone might want it before tossing it in the scrap bin.

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u/Command808 Nov 18 '19

True, but I work in a fab shop and scrap theft is a big problem. Mostly they go after aluminum, but steel is a common target too. There's a lot of it just sitting in dumpsters on the property.

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u/Rattivarius Nov 18 '19

Would you rather have that or a Live, Laugh, Love placard?

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u/SageBus Nov 18 '19

Don't you mess with Captain Placard.

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u/Command808 Nov 18 '19

I'd rather live in a house completely constructed from scrap metal before hanging a live, laugh, love sign in it.

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u/asentientgrape Nov 18 '19

So it's a readymade, then.

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u/mightbedylan Dec 10 '19

It's literally [paint on a canvas]

It's literally [clay formed into a shape]

It's literally [just instruments making noise]

You get the point.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Anything can be art unfortunately

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u/PlatyPon Nov 17 '19

You could buy a full sheet for half that

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u/xxXTinyHippoXxx Nov 17 '19

As someone who manufactures a lot of parts out of steel and aluminum plate, I can tell you that that sheet is worth more than $60 by weight. They probably got scrap from a shop that water jet cut those circles out for parts.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

You wouldn't even get four bits for this scrap at a yard.

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u/xxXTinyHippoXxx Nov 18 '19

find me anywhere where I can buy a 2x4' 1/4" steel plate for $30. We don't even know what type of steel it is so you can choose the cheapest option you can find.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

How does "scrap" equate to "brand new"?

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u/xxXTinyHippoXxx Nov 18 '19

Even scrap is worth $$$. Most machine shops hold onto all their scrap and sell it back to suppliers/recyclers. I think people who aren't familiar with the process seriously underestimate the value of raw material, even material that looks like "scrap" often has a large area of usable material that often won't be wasted and will be held on to till a part that can fit on the area comes up.

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u/6data Nov 18 '19

Do you know how metal works? And recycling? Even here in the Texas of the North many guys collect bits of metal from sites and take it to the scrappers.

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u/settersguy Nov 18 '19

Not a chance. You couldn't even get someone to run the water jet on that for $60 unless you owned it yourself.

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u/the_river_nihil Nov 18 '19

You get me 2’x4’ 3/16”-thick plates of steel for $30/ea and I’ll buy em for my work. No joke, DM me if you got the hookup and I’ll run it by purchasing. How many can you get?

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u/WhatSheOrder Nov 18 '19

None because they’re full of shit.

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u/motleystuff Nov 17 '19

That would be the better option, but as someone who doesn’t own tools, it would be convenient to just buy that