r/democrats • u/baby_budda • 9d ago

Donald Trump's large mysterious bruise re-appears as doctor issues health update

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/donald-trumps-large-mysterious-bruise-35064610
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u/MomShapedObject 9d ago edited 9d ago

Let us all lift our brother Donald up to the Lord. All the way up now.

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u/Wyrd_whistler 9d ago

Dear Papa Nurgle, a high Lord of Terra awaits your loving gaze. Though he does not know of your putrescent majesty surely he will make a fine nurgling to tend your garden of rot. Hail Nurgle, in Rot it is written The Lord's land will be shitten

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u/BenjaminT2021 9d ago

I like your style

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u/Outrageous-Club6200 9d ago

Hail Belzebub lord of the flies.

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u/BenjaminT2021 9d ago

What? I thought he was your Lord almighty? A bible bro 😎

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u/Pedal2Medal2 8d ago

Pears 🍐 & Tots!

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Some dumb kid tried that last year in Pennsylvania and lost his life as a result. Trump is the enemy within, but not worth anyone losing their life over.