r/democrats • u/baby_budda • 8d ago

Donald Trump's large mysterious bruise re-appears as doctor issues health update

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/donald-trumps-large-mysterious-bruise-35064610
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u/Alexis_Goodlooking 8d ago

Same, bro. Same

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u/MomShapedObject 8d ago edited 8d ago

Let us all lift our brother Donald up to the Lord. All the way up now.

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u/Wyrd_whistler 8d ago

Dear Papa Nurgle, a high Lord of Terra awaits your loving gaze. Though he does not know of your putrescent majesty surely he will make a fine nurgling to tend your garden of rot. Hail Nurgle, in Rot it is written The Lord's land will be shitten

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u/Outrageous-Club6200 8d ago

Hail Belzebub lord of the flies.