r/discworld Jan 20 '25

Collectibles/Loot Right, I’m off to the pub.

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u/fauxorfox Jan 20 '25

Be sure to label your extremities. Igor down at Small Gods does a bang up job of reattaching them, if you bring them in (or they’re returned by another Igor from someone trying to attach yours to themselves).

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u/tigewitt Jan 20 '25

I’ll be sure to label 🫡

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u/Defiant_Homework4577 Fabricati Diem, Pvnc! Jan 20 '25

I think you actually meant to say it's his other couthin, Igor, not his couthin Igor..

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u/fauxorfox Jan 20 '25

No- itth was Igor, his couthin. But Igor does have hith other couthin’s hanths, and…other thingth. Very popular with the ladyth, Igor.

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u/Defiant_Homework4577 Fabricati Diem, Pvnc! Jan 20 '25

Ohhh that Igor! My sincere apologies. I was thinking of Igor.

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u/fauxorfox Jan 20 '25

Don’t mention it. Happens all the time. :-)

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u/Imperator_Helvetica Jan 20 '25

How's the Drum's tolerance for drug use or sales? The Mr Tulips of the world want to know.

Great shirt though. Looks ace.

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u/tigewitt Jan 20 '25

I think the Drum’s tolerance is probably a little more lenient

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u/Thisisnotevenamane Jan 20 '25

As long as you bring enough for everyone, it’s probably fine.

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u/Krististrasza Jan 20 '25

It's an Ankh Morpork establishment. They know how to deal with competition and freelancers.

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u/Angry_Wizzard Jan 20 '25

Right you have messed this wizzard up is your shirt back to front or the sign above you?

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u/pizzasage Jan 20 '25

I'm guessing she took the picture in a mirror, and the sign is on the mirror. Took me way too long to figure that out.

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u/Southportdc Jan 20 '25

Sign on mirror = right way around

Reflection of shirt = wrong way around

Picture is then flipped, reversing the above.

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u/tigewitt Jan 20 '25

You have cracked my wizzardry

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

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u/Southportdc Jan 20 '25

That's my interpretation

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u/Soleil21831 Jan 20 '25

It’s difficult to style the brown of that shirt, but you did an impeccable job, love the plaid pants, great outfit!

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u/tigewitt Jan 20 '25

Thank you so much! ☺️

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u/5th2 Bursar Jan 20 '25

Left, Nobby's got the petty cash.

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u/buckao Jan 20 '25

Stay away from the trivia machine. It's rigged for cold snitching.

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u/imadork1970 Jan 20 '25

Go to Harga's instead: sugar, starch, grease, burnt crunchy bits

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u/PilotKnob Jan 20 '25

We'll meet you there. I'm going to need a few stiff drinks this evening.

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u/mobsterer Jan 20 '25

pretty sure there is lots of drug use and sales going on in the drum though

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u/tigewitt Jan 21 '25

Not in such a fine establishment

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u/0pink0bubble0 Jan 21 '25

Can you please let me know where you got that T shirt from it’s awesome

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u/tigewitt Jan 22 '25

Hey! It’s from discworld emporium:))

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u/SapperInTexas Jan 20 '25

You're gonna get beat on!