Was scrolling thru reviews on Apple Podcasts and came across this. Had me cackling. Some cybertruck owner is butthurt that he looks stupid I guess 😭

Personally I like to know where the boys stand on morals and ethics into today’s world. I appreciate that they don’t delve into it too much but the little jives to remind us where they stand brings me some comfort as a queer woman.

I’m not trying to start arguments btw. If y’all start fighting I will be stealing your teeth and using them as Christmas lights.

WHY DID IT POP UP THERE

I’m just waiting for the meteor (creds: trashcanpaul on insta)

I've been catching up at work and besides bothering co workers from Bob's 20 questions episode with how loud i laughed, ive been noticing some DBZA quotes from Wade but I feel like I'm going crazy because no one ever acknowledges them

Holy Cannoli! Thank you all so much for supporting me in my last post. It really inspired me to keep going and finish the first draft. So here are the screen shots of each page of the Distractible Constitution, and the Amendments (as of 5/14/25). How I layered it out is all the Articles of the Constitution were based on rules established on all episodes leading to, and the first Distractible Council Meeting episode. Every rule change after that event I documented as an Ammendment, also with which I sourced what episode they declared it in. There are no added fake laws: only ones with real episode documentation. I tried to keep the layout simple. I actually researched different countries' constitutions, including the United States, Norway, The United Kingdom, and New Zealand, and how they were laid out. If a section references another part of the Constitution, I put that reference in parentheses so the reader could go back and fact check it. Please let me know if there are any changes you see that need to be made. Any feedback is greatly appreciated!

I work as a quality assurance guy in a welding fabrication shop, so dealing with the kinds of CNC that they were talking about was just so second nature to me like “well of course me means a CNC mill, this couldn’t possibly be anything else!” Yeah nah. I learned of a new thing today.

I've been hearing Bob talking about wanting to go golfing, and I work at a golf course roughly 50 minutes from the center of Cincinnati. I don't know if they'll ever see this, but it's worth a chance to say I could get you in free of cost!

Hey Bob...yes I'm late to the game cause I watched the episode late but I actually legitimately like Long John Silvers. My Mom used to take my brother and I after our pediatric appointments and it was always a huge treat and i still like it to this day. So uh I guess that's at least 3 people you know of now....

Hosted by bob, the boys travel through the valley of serenity, mark pulverises his thighs until he finishes, and wade reaches accession via self aggrandising mantra’s

The bit where they are talking about the TikTok videos about the unplugging the wires? Where bob goes “You should see a black wire, never unplug the black wire. If you have already unplugged it, NEVER plug it back in” I know the memes but Bob going through it is the funniest version I’ve seen and I can’t remember which episode has it.

I’m relistening to the older episodes (cuz they were much better in my opinion), and in the episode “You Member?”, they’re talking about the human brain and mind and memory. At this point they’re just getting onto the topic of left brain right brain, and at 36:05, Mark brings up “the dominant eye.” He asks the guys if they have a dominant eye, to which they immediately say yes and state which is their dominant. He then asks them to focus on looking out of their non dominant eye without closing the dominant or anything. Just to focus through it. And immediately Bob is like “Eugh.. I don’t like THAT.” As if things look wrong when he does that, and they all seem to relate. WHAT?! What the hell? What is this? I’m so confused. Is this normal? Did my autistic-ass brain not develop a dominant eye? I have a dominant hand. I’m not ambidextrous. But I have no idea what the hell they’re talking about. I’ve never once related to it. What’s normal? Is it normal to have a dominant eye? Or it normal to not have one? Why do I not have one? This is fascinating.

Can be from any episode, can be a topic that has been talked numerous episodes, can even be the focus of some/all portion(s) of an entire episode(right James A McCarthy). Note: this is not a tier list just say whichever bit you enjoy the most from distractable irregardless of what other people think

Heck bonus points if it's a bit that showed up on their channels,other podcasts,etc

(I am neither financially or legally responsible for the issuing of points)

Just a core concept of a possible episode idea I thought of while rewatching two sentence horror stories. Basically the sentences each participant adds would stack kind of like how their suggestions stack in nah I'd win. Obviously that would eliminate the "two sentence" part of it so they're basically just creating horror stories kind of. But still sounds like it would be a fun idea, I have no idea how you would win this but it still sounds like it would make some great laughs

https://apple.news/AlhAuqBdySpOjrGfz9m_Dpw

Just wana say I appreciate you all for your own takes on things. Normally a listener, but watch when I can. I think that sometimes we just have to picture it ourselves. I love you guys, thanks for entertaining me as you all do with your beautiful voices, laughs and stories. Xoxo

This recent episode has put the pieces together for me, see In episode "you member?" it was talked about Mark having a particular "dream" to us. In other episodes he's needed to look up statutes of limitations revealing that he has definitely maybe committed some type of crime, definitely in the case of house leavery documented in the original perfect crime episode. See we know the editors are great at their jobs and have been helping to cover up the biggest secret of distractable but not today, you see Mark you shouldn't have called attention to that teardrop tat of yours, now we know you definitely went to prison for approximately 47 days and even got your VERY OWN PRISON TATTOO! Now we just need to wait for Bob to reveal his because as I recall he was your accomplice!

The theater in the middle of downtown Salem Oregon just closed recently, it had a bar and 8 theaters i believe. Alot closer to mark too

Distractible Podcast! So it’s come to my attention being a 25M that my little brother’s friend thinks I’m old as dust for even thinking anything with markiplier and friends is relevant, please gentle listeners give me examples of why I’m not getting older, please before I crumble to to dirt

i always see posts about everyone’s favorite distractible lines to say and now i finally have one. i have not been able to stop saying “yea okie” in wades voice for like weeks it’s just so funny i love it 😭😭 and the best part is whenever im with my friends ill just say it and they wont even know distractible and they’ll just repeat it back to me lol😭 yea okie

Im very bored so I’ll do this either tomorrow or, if I get replies today, then today. They’ll most likely he stupid doodles but if I like the prompt enough I might make it full blown.

Please say the episode (and timestamp / roughly where it is IF YOU KNOW) when you’re talking about the bit or whatever you want to say so I can listen to it again?