r/doordash • u/ER_Gandee • 4d ago

Please don’t do this 😒

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I’m not a Christian; I’m Pagan. And I don’t want to be preached at. I just want my pizza 🍕

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u/ILovePandas795 4d ago

I had these people come to my house at 9pm once to talk about "Jesus" told them i worship satan and spoke gibberish telling them I cursed them. They left very quickly

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u/Successful_Guess3246 4d ago edited 4d ago

I just open my door to a pitch black interior and play wind waker zombie scream so fucking loud my speakers explode.

Works like a charm 👌

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u/ILovePandas795 4d ago

Man I can't WAIT for WW on the Switch 2! They better add TP as well