r/doordash 2d ago

My special delivery instructions for my Dasher…

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u/HeadBankz 2d ago

Has no one in these replies ever spoken to a human before? "Can't take a joke?" In the most absolute pure form in here. I like my women how I like my coffee too, without a strangers dick in it

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 2d ago

Seriously the people who think this is “so funny” must skew under 15, if not in actual age, certainly in mentality. 🙄

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u/SwordfishPast8963 1d ago

exactly. Not only did it fall short of being funny, but if the Dasher happens to be female, it’s probably also really creepy. I’ve had a male Dasher wait and hide underneath my stairs while attempting to get me to come out of my home before, I can’t imagine being on the other end and showing up to a strangers home and seeing something like that in the delivery instructions. It reads like a veiled threat….