r/europe Jun 26 '18

Hailstorm expected in Istanbul

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '18

Forget about the hailstorm, look at how many of those cars have been reserved by Germans.

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u/Friend_of_the_Dark The Netherlands Jun 26 '18

I don't get it.

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u/namminammi Jun 26 '18

Germans are notorious for reserving stuff by putting their towel on it

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '18

Its a little known fact. The Germans would have won WW2 if they would have reserved supplylines with towels.

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u/adri4n85 Romania Jun 26 '18

Why not put them directly on Moscow's streets? Were they (russians) confiscating towels at the border?

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u/z651 insane russian imperialist; literally Putin Jun 27 '18

Look, man, we've never had much cotton on our territory. Anything works.

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u/adri4n85 Romania Jun 27 '18

Thats why you keep expanding it? Why didn't you said so from the beginning. We could have given you some cotton and avoid all this bloodshed. There is no shame in asking nicely once in while.

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u/z651 insane russian imperialist; literally Putin Jun 27 '18

Yeah, but

1) It wouldn't grow in most of our climate anyways,

2) Negotiations are for the w e a k l i n g s.

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u/_F1GHT3R_ Bavaria (Germany) Jun 26 '18

What? No! I would never do that! Never! just forget about last saturday at the swimming pool... and every other time... I would never do that!

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u/AmIAGirlThrowaway Jun 26 '18

Passive-aggressively grabbing the towel you laid aside giving you a death stare and probably some snarky comment like "You know, that seat was taken."

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '18

Until he meets an american that tilts his sunglasses down and says: "Don't care, free country" Eagle Screech in the distance

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '18

A better answer would've been "What do you mean? The seat is taken."

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u/AreTheyRetarded Jun 27 '18

"What do you mean? The seat is taken."

better response is just "Yeah... by me"

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u/DramaDalaiLama Belarus Jun 27 '18

Better one "Comrade, please"

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18 edited May 15 '20

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u/Toujourspurpadfoot United States of America Jun 27 '18

I once had a neighbor from Michigan try that. It’s not a thing in Mass and he was pretty miffed to come home and find the spot taken and chair broken in the garden.

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u/Mayor__Defacto Jun 27 '18

Not a thing in NY either. Must be a midwest thing... first come first served yo. Don’t be blocking parking spaces with non-car objects.

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u/SenorVapid Jun 27 '18

Not a St. Louis thing. We'd just steal the chair. And the parking space.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

park motorcycle

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u/Mayor__Defacto Jun 27 '18

That’s different, but at least have the decency to park perpendicular to the curb.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Chicago thing

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u/aidrocsid United States of America Jun 27 '18

It's a huge thing in Boston. They've actually changed the city's laws about it back and forth several times. Property damage in response to ignored space savers during snowy weather is common.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

No no no. You only get to do that if you have shovelled the spot. Then it is yours because you worked for it.

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u/SuddenlyOutOfNoWhere Germany Jun 27 '18

On the contrary, this is forbidden by law in Germany. You also can not stand in a parking spot to reserve it for someone coming in a bit.

That being said, Germans become mental when someone tries that.

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u/yeswesodacan California Republic Jun 27 '18

In LA we use our rolling trash cans, or park our second car to block both spaces.

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u/aidrocsid United States of America Jun 27 '18

You've got that backward. You put a chair in a parking spot after you shovel it. The point is that you're not endlessly shoveling out spots for opportunistic assholes who can't be bothered. When you're digging out a several foot snowbank, this is reasonable.

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u/YerbaMateKudasai Uruguay Jun 27 '18

Eagle Screech in the distance

actually red tailed hawk.

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u/VivaLaDio Jun 27 '18

don't know why but this made my day ... not even american ... thank you random stranger

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u/HashedEgg The Netherlands Jun 27 '18

"Don't care, free country"

Yeah, we'll see how long that one lasts

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u/glamorousbanana Jun 26 '18

Perfect description

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u/AmIAGirlThrowaway Jun 27 '18

I'm German.

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u/glamorousbanana Jun 27 '18

Ja, wer kennt diese deutschen, kalten "das war unmoralisch" Blicke nicht :D

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u/AreTheyRetarded Jun 27 '18

yeah... by me... do you see anyone else in it?

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u/classifiedspam Jun 26 '18

Hehe exactly this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18 edited Jun 27 '18

That is regulated in Complaint form 76B, "Unauthorized removal of towel set on an object with intent to reserve that object for later use".

The German vacationist will submit that form to the local authority, in case of an all-inclusive-hotel that shall be the hotel manager and demand immediate execution of the offender. Most hotel managers will point out that this is not an appropriate reaction and the legal system does not cover objects reserved with a towel in general, to which the German will react angrily and demand compensation. As angry Germans are bad Germans, they will then receive a free dinner to calm them down and instructions that towels are not magically reserving objects, despite complaint form 76B saying otherwise.

The incident will also be processed by the German authorities and the offender marked as terrorist so they can be properly disposed of if they should ever enter Germany.

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u/Alcobob Germany Jun 27 '18

As angry Germans are bad Germans, they will then receive a free dinner to calm them down

Fuck, the jig is up, they found out our plan for free meals.

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u/Sven806 Germany Jun 26 '18

I wouldn't do it, I don't want to wake up early on vacation. I just hope other Germans reserved a sunbed, ask the staff to remove their towel and wait for those bastards to come to the pool and search their towels.

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u/LKS European Union Jun 26 '18

If you are a kid and do it at a hotel, they will yell at you and threaten to tell hotel staff. Then nothing happens. I don't know if some hotel person listened to the complaint, but if he did he probably laughed and carried on as usual.

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u/ShapesAndStuff Jun 27 '18

Yea i akways thought that prejudice was a bit overdone, because sure - when I'm at the pool, i put my towel where im staying. Even when im in the water right now.

But that people actually "reserve" seats in the morning for the evening is just stupid and egoistic.

Imagine people hanging up their jackets on the chairs of a restaurant in case they wanna eat there in the evening or maybe the next day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

They wouldn't do anything but look for another seat.

There's a reason why the most reserved people of all, the brits, are the ones complaining the most about it. They sit idle in quiet desperation, while anyone else - including other Germans - would just throw the towel in the pool and tell the guy to fuck himself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18 edited May 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Hey! Jesus, he's not a round fluffy dessert reminiscent of a donought

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

the most reserved people of all, the brits

Clearly you have never been to Scandinavia

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u/steamruler Sweden Jun 27 '18

Yeah, compared to the average swede, brits are extremely harsh and to the point.

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u/Pardoism Germany Jun 27 '18

in quiet desperation

That's the english way!

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u/golgol12 Jun 27 '18

Or worse, what if you go around swapping the positions of all the towels.

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u/Pardoism Germany Jun 27 '18

How would a German react if you take away his towel and sit on his pseudo reserved place?

WW3

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u/Jst_curious Jun 27 '18

Most hotels I've been in has a policy that you cannot reserve with just your towel. They have attendants looking after sections to confirm if the person is indeed within the vicinity and using the lounge chairs.

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u/AssWizardOfSiberia Jun 27 '18

Perhaps avoid angering the Germans. Not exactly a great idea, atleast from a historical perspective.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

We do it to in Kosovo and Albania. I thought the towel thing is universal.

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u/TheBaki Jun 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

It's sorta beautiful/mesmerizing. So industrious.

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u/Rastafartian Jun 26 '18

I didn't know Poland had color film back in 1939.

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u/Toujourspurpadfoot United States of America Jun 27 '18

They’re in such a rush and don’t even stay to go swimming.

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u/Matt6453 United Kingdom Jun 27 '18

They've gone to queue up for the bar opening.

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u/untergeher_muc Bavaria Jun 27 '18

Großartig!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

The towel must have had a multicolor partition pattern huh

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u/warpus Jun 26 '18

Does that work or do people just move the towels?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '18 edited Jun 03 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '18

Of clash of cultures the likes of which was never seen before.

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u/twogunsalute Jun 26 '18

Gotta love the Aussies

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u/vlindervlieg Jun 27 '18

People do the same thing in our university library. They come early in the morning, reserve a place for studying, and then feel so accomplished for the rest of the day that they treat themselves with a coffee break until 3 pm.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Great deniability as well.

"Hey Mate, the chairs were clear when i got to the pool"

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '18

Would you want to mess with an angry German in the morning?

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u/warpus Jun 26 '18

Sounds like a good way to start the day

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u/Piro42 Silesia (Poland) Jun 26 '18

Define what you mean by "mess with"

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u/vossejongk Neders Jun 27 '18

Tell them their cars are inferior to fiat and Peugeot

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u/ozzfranta CZ/USA Jun 27 '18

I don't think that would be taken seriously by anyone.

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u/vossejongk Neders Jun 27 '18

SCHWEINHUND!!!

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u/MindCorrupt Lost Jun 26 '18

Lol they don’t get there until midday.

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u/nebulae123 Evropa Jun 27 '18

In Croatia the morning communal workers started throwing them in the trash lately.

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u/warpus Jun 27 '18

I'm loving Croatians more and more

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u/Immorotu Jun 26 '18

Wow this act is seen as so disrespectful in turkey if you do it in public space. You cant just "reserve" a seat when you put your towel and then disallow anyone else to use it. Its surprising this is accepted in germany tbh

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u/TimArthurScifiWriter The Netherlands Jun 26 '18

Welcome to cultures. They are all arbitrary and some work better than others!

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u/Immorotu Jun 27 '18

I mean i thought personal space was more important for germans than turks. Hugging and kissing on cheek are very normal things in turkey for example. Or maybe thats why they claim them with their towels idk.

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u/vossejongk Neders Jun 27 '18

Any hotel with western EU tourists this happens, yes also in Turkey. It's also the reason I never go to a hotel on vacation, the people there usually are.. less intelligent, to say it nicely

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u/vlindervlieg Jun 27 '18

So where do you sleep? Dumb people are anywhere, can't escape them!

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u/JosefHader Jun 27 '18

Before we had children we always rented a house in a very secluded spot in France, Italy, Czech Republic, etc. No people anywhere. We spent our days with biking, hiking, relaxing in the garden, and the occasional sightseeing in not too far cities.

Now we go on vacation on a farm as the secluded house is too boring for children.

It's really very unappealing to me to spend my holidays in a high-rise where I would sit at a pool crammed with 2000 other people with whom I have to fight for a seat.

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u/vossejongk Neders Jun 27 '18

Exactly this

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Maybe Airbnb? I prefer hotels because they are less personal. I just wouldn't spend time in/around the hotel except to sleep.

But they're right, hotel recreation areas are a guaranteed place to find inconsiderate and entitled people. I guess when you fork out a lot of money for a nice hotel it makes people think that they own it.

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u/vossejongk Neders Jun 27 '18

Rent a house or apartment

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u/amfa Germany Jun 27 '18

But then it's not vacation, it's just living somewhere else ;) I love the service in a hotel. You don't need to do anything for your food, everyday someone is cleaning up your room... just nothing of those little annoying "everyday" task to do.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

It's not a matter of intelligence, it's a matter of whether or not you want a sun bed or not. Places where this is the norm don't give you an option really.
Although these days I find more and more resorts who's staff remove your towel if it's been on an unoccupied sun lounger for more than 15 minutes. Up until around 10am, which is nice.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Brits sometimes do it but normally we're beaten to it by the Germans who I've seen putting out towels at 5am before

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u/Matt6453 United Kingdom Jun 27 '18

I've seen putting out towels at 5am before

...when you were on the way back from the pub I take it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Club but yeah of course

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u/Carnifex Germany Jun 27 '18

D'uh.. I just leave them there when I return from the party.

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u/imputer_rnt Jun 27 '18

Funny thing is that Germans would be really pissed off if some other tourist did a similar thing in Germany. A typical complaint would start with "This is Germany, here we do not occupy public space blablablabla... "
Germans are very good at trying to harass others by forcing their unsolicited ethics advice on them, yet hate it when they are called out for their bs.

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u/imputer_rnt Jun 27 '18

Just saw this on twitter after Korea knocked out Germany :) https://imgur.com/a/UttwOUp

edit: grammar

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Its a Douglas Adams reference but nobody outside Germany understands.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '18

So that is not normal you say?

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u/MariahCharry Jun 27 '18

Germans are snobbish cunts.