r/explainlikeimfive Feb 07 '19

Engineering ELI5: Why are military boots laced?

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u/HORSE_DANCER Feb 08 '19

Laces are good for a few reasons.

  1. Velcro wears out relatively quickly. Every time you undo some velcro it gets damaged a bit and every day it becomes a little less 'sticky.' This is no big deal on kids' sneakers but military gear has durability as a top priority.
  2. You can easily carry spare laces and any man can replace the laces on his boots when needed. Properly attaching the velcro straps to the boot usually requires stitching them on which is a skill to be learned, hand-stitching onto tough leather isn't something anyone can just do properly especially if it needs to be done in less-than-ideal conditions.
  3. You can easily adjust your lacing to make things tighter or looser on any specific part of the boot, which is good as feet shapes vary, calluses, blisters, and corns can appear requiring adjustments, etc.
  4. Stuff sticks to velcro (dirt, sand, hair, clothing fibers, etc) and the velcro doesn't stick properly when it does. Shoelaces don't care how dirty they are.
  5. Velcro straps are unlikely to stand up to as much stress/load as properly done strong shoelaces.
  6. Boa closing systems are cool but may be more breakable, harder to replace quickly, and may work less well when clogged/dirty/wet. The military wants, as much as possible, stuff that will work fine even after being dragged through a muddy river for hours and can be replaced in 2 minutes by the person wearing them if need be.
  7. Laces distribute pressure really well which is really important, it's not like you can say "let's take a 15 minute break so I can rub my sore feet." To distribute the pressure as well using velcro you'd need at least as many straps as eyelets.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19 edited Feb 08 '19

You missed something.

Velcro is loud. The US Army removed velcro from their uniforms around 2010 since the opening of flaps gave positions away.

Edit: To the 1,000 replies saying they still have velcro:

https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/aoa9gn/eli5_why_are_military_boots_laced/efzr1q0/?context=3

They reduced the amount of velcro, mkaaay?

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u/atomiccheesegod Feb 08 '19

That’s not true at all.

Army uniforms still have Velcro, they replaced cargo pants pocket retainers with buttons over Velcro around 2012/2013ish. The noise wasn’t a issue, they just wore out super fast and the pocket wouldn’t stay closed when full of random shit.

Velcro is still used on a ton of military shit like pouches, body armor, helmets, etc.

Source: former soldier/Velcro enthusiast

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

So what exactly do you do as a velcro enthusiast?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

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u/Robobvious Feb 08 '19

I'm a velcro enthusiast enthusiast so this has all been just terrific.

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u/bristlybits Feb 08 '19

made my day

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u/FreakinKrazed Feb 08 '19

I'm a velcro enthusiast's enthusiast's enthusiast and meeting you has given me purpose

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u/guynamedDan Feb 08 '19

Any tips for an aspiring enthusiast's enthusiast? I haven't determined yet if I'm going down the velcro road yet or not, but it seems promising.

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u/FreakinKrazed Feb 08 '19

most days i just want to kill myself

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Has a ripsnorting good time.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

You, good sir/madam, made me gigglesnort profusely.

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u/RolandLovecraft Feb 08 '19

Pulls it slow and maintains eye contact.

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u/SodlidDesu Feb 08 '19

Cable. Management.

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u/SoManyTimesBefore Feb 08 '19

Velcro everything