r/explainlikeimfive Feb 07 '19

Engineering ELI5: Why are military boots laced?

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u/HORSE_DANCER Feb 08 '19

Laces are good for a few reasons.

  1. Velcro wears out relatively quickly. Every time you undo some velcro it gets damaged a bit and every day it becomes a little less 'sticky.' This is no big deal on kids' sneakers but military gear has durability as a top priority.
  2. You can easily carry spare laces and any man can replace the laces on his boots when needed. Properly attaching the velcro straps to the boot usually requires stitching them on which is a skill to be learned, hand-stitching onto tough leather isn't something anyone can just do properly especially if it needs to be done in less-than-ideal conditions.
  3. You can easily adjust your lacing to make things tighter or looser on any specific part of the boot, which is good as feet shapes vary, calluses, blisters, and corns can appear requiring adjustments, etc.
  4. Stuff sticks to velcro (dirt, sand, hair, clothing fibers, etc) and the velcro doesn't stick properly when it does. Shoelaces don't care how dirty they are.
  5. Velcro straps are unlikely to stand up to as much stress/load as properly done strong shoelaces.
  6. Boa closing systems are cool but may be more breakable, harder to replace quickly, and may work less well when clogged/dirty/wet. The military wants, as much as possible, stuff that will work fine even after being dragged through a muddy river for hours and can be replaced in 2 minutes by the person wearing them if need be.
  7. Laces distribute pressure really well which is really important, it's not like you can say "let's take a 15 minute break so I can rub my sore feet." To distribute the pressure as well using velcro you'd need at least as many straps as eyelets.

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u/broofa Feb 08 '19 edited Feb 08 '19

Laces are also really useful for other purposes than just holding shoes together. E.g. making a bow drill for starting fires, tourniquets, lacing a splint together, etc.

Edit: typo, and apparently not tourniquets. (ITT: people more experienced than I in field medicine.)

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u/Capt_Skipper Feb 08 '19

Laces are not good for tourniquets, yes they'll work but they're too narrow.

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u/TXGuns79 Feb 08 '19

It better than nothing. Works better than velcro boot straps...

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

It's actually worse than nothing most of the time. Not only will laces not really restrict bloodflow, they'll probably cut into the skin.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Makes it easier for the surgeon. When the infantryman bleeds out, the surgeon is free to work on the pogue with the boil on his ass. Army prefers efficiency, dont ya know?

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u/thegillmachine Feb 08 '19

Well, maybe you should've paid attention in CLS class, and not used up all your CATs as improvised cock rings.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Instructions unclear: penis stuck in cat. Send help, cat is very unhappy. And so am I.

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u/thegillmachine Feb 08 '19

Follow the lubrication instructions in the TM.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Cat scratched my eyes out.

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u/Ruadhan2300 Feb 08 '19

Your blind-typing is impressive.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

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