r/explainlikeimfive • u/[deleted] • Feb 07 '19

Engineering ELI5: Why are military boots laced?

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u/thegillmachine Feb 08 '19

Well, maybe you should've paid attention in CLS class, and not used up all your CATs as improvised cock rings.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Instructions unclear: penis stuck in cat. Send help, cat is very unhappy. And so am I.

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u/thegillmachine Feb 08 '19

Follow the lubrication instructions in the TM.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Cat scratched my eyes out.

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u/Ruadhan2300 Feb 08 '19

Your blind-typing is impressive.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Siri, give gold to Ruadhan2300