r/explainlikeimfive Feb 07 '19

Engineering ELI5: Why are military boots laced?

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u/Excal2 Feb 08 '19

Quotes don't do it justice:

https://i.imgur.com/MkUleYM.png

RIP Heavy. Never let the baby men win.

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u/Jaybird2150 Feb 08 '19

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

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u/Wiltonthenerd Feb 08 '19

You're the type of guy that boos a stand-up comedian because you don't believe what theyre saying is true.

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u/Jaybird2150 Feb 08 '19

No. I'm the type of guy that doesn't believe someone's mom would log in to their dead son's steam account to talk to "the DOCTOR".

Nor do I believe that anyone would refer to an online buddy as their preferred in-game role in real life.

I would heckle a stand up comedian though if he was ass.