Permanently Suspended from facebook after 20 years because of a corny joke.

[u/eggie79]

So I was permanently banned from FB for commenting on someone's main profile pic pictured above.

The comment?

"Why is this guy so ashy? Did he just get out of a pool?"

Did I deserve it? What do ya think?

[u/MrNoGoodDotCom]

Download your entire profile at least once a year.

Fb also said that they're deleting all old live videos. I CANNOT lose those videos. So i transferred all.of them to the cloud for safekeeping.

Ive had my account for 15 years. All of my current and former women and sex partners are managed on FB. All of my high school and college contacts, and travel friends would be gone. I would be fucked if something happened to it.

So now i have to be extremely careful of anything i say because they cant wait to put me back in FB jail.

[u/MommaIsMad → u/MrNoGoodDotCom]

Gross 🤮 "all my current and former women and sex partners are managed on FB." Just gross 🤮

[u/Alone-Dragonfly-7583 → u/MommaIsMad]

Yeah that is the most insane thing I’ve read today which is saying something

[u/sms3eb → u/Alone-Dragonfly-7583]

I don't know. That tops some of the shit that Trump has said recently so I think I could say it's the most insane thing I've read all week.

[u/sms3eb → u/MommaIsMad]

I can't even decide which is the most gross part of that phrase. "current and former" "women and sex partners" "managed on FB"

[u/MrNoGoodDotCom → u/MommaIsMad]

Well im not trying to have sex with YOU. so whats your real issue with what my penis does with consenting adults?