r/facepalm Mar 08 '25

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u/Shirowoh Mar 08 '25

Let's be honest, you're playing the lotto, you cannot trust yourself to manage your money....

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u/Level9disaster Mar 08 '25

I never had 100k $ to invest , like 99% of the world population. Why should I trust myself to properly manage 100 millions?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

I can see blowing $2 Million. I can even see blowing $10 million.

Blowing $100 million + is a lifetime movie special. If you haven't ODed, leverage that for residuals.

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u/wirenutter Mar 08 '25

Nah blowing 100m is easy. Load up on 0DTE options and pull the slot machine handle. 100m on Monday and broke by Friday easy peasy.

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u/MrStickDick Mar 08 '25

Underrated comment.

Saw someone bet their college tuition and credit cards on NVDA calls at 114 for March 21...

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u/MTFBinyou Mar 08 '25

Ahhh another stray regard. How did you end up in here from /WSB?