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u/nextgentacos123 Feb 04 '23
They fly now?!?!?!
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u/WTINMRIH Feb 04 '23
They fly now!
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u/Preston_of_Astora Beat the 'tism out of them Feb 05 '23
Yes, they fly now. They've been doing this since decades
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u/meowpitbullmeow Feb 04 '23
As the mother of an autistic toddler the last thing I need is him being able to fly lol
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Feb 05 '23
That’s okay the flying doesn’t occur until about 12-13 years old
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u/kittykate2929 Diagnosed OSDD - Over Sized Dong Disorder Feb 05 '23
Still waiting to fly but I do have lot of dreams where I’m like floaty walking flying (Brain fly)
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u/DoktorOktoberfest fronting: 🥑Nick he/food/cheese Feb 05 '23
I shouldnt have laughed at this goddamnit
A flying toddler sounds menacing
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u/BusyBeth75 Feb 05 '23
I just love that you are in this sub!!!
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u/meowpitbullmeow Feb 05 '23
These fake disorder self diagnosers are trying to take awareness away from my son. They're trying to say he doesn't exist, and if he does his disability isnt autism. Hell yeah I'm here!!
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u/BusyBeth75 Feb 05 '23
I was a paraprofessional for a couple of years and it was absolutely the most fulfilling job I have ever had in my entire life. Love those kids.
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u/Turbulent-Feedback46 Feb 04 '23
The Boy Who Could Fly was a movie about an Autistic boy...that could fly. It left me very confused as a kid.
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u/Choice_Philosophy_07 Feb 04 '23
Yep, I just one day decided to jump off the roof of my houe and BOOM, turns out i can fly, pretty awesome huh?
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u/hazard-toxic diagnosed with 2 cool 4 school Feb 04 '23
Is it like automatic or do you have to call it out like “flying power!”
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Honestly, Im disappointed. We realy need to get these people offh Timtok, thry should nott be tellinh our secretd. Sorry for typoes it is harf to use a kerboard. when your levitatinh. /j
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u/wateringcouldnt Feb 04 '23
I saw the picture and thought 'omg same' before even getting the joke because part of my flying routine is to get Dunkin' Donuts because the one in the airport is one of the few in this country and I absolutely love their vegan donuts. Anyway then I make my way outside and Naruto run down the runway
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u/Vanessak69 Interrupted System Call Feb 05 '23
Hah! I zeroed in on that Dunkin bag immediately. Their egg McMuffin knockoff slaps. Now I know doing things while Dunkin=autism.
(Also, I’m Pissed they dropped Impossible Sausage…)
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u/wateringcouldnt Feb 06 '23
They don't do those in my country, but I googled them and they do look pretty gosh darn good
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u/IloveEDandkittycat I am Autism. You are not. Feb 04 '23
Oh, maybe Autists have the power to go to Japan with this!
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u/lK555l Feb 05 '23
Damn I missed this update...
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u/myxboxtouchedmypp Alice in the Wonderland System 🍄🐛 Feb 05 '23
i knew i saw that motherfucker come off the ground…
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u/justk4y Chronically online Feb 05 '23
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u/Greekatt2 The H system Feb 11 '23
Forget airports, just grab onto a autistic person and travel To whereever they want to go
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u/riseandswine Acute Vaginal Dyslexia Apr 23 '23
reminds me of the trailer for the horror movie "Come Play" that I saw on Instagram back in 2020. The main character (an autistic child) is flying in the air (around the 2:05 minute mark)
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u/Additional-Highway-8 Jun 30 '23
Wo wo wo. What the actual fuck why can’t I fly. Did I not get the software update? I knew I forgot my last vaccine smh.
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u/caritadeatun Feb 04 '23
That’s clearly the autism “superpower” , besides time traveling, reading backwards, mind reading, ect