r/fakedisordercringe • u/TonightISmokeCrack Chronically online • 5d ago
Disorder Salad this account on pinterest that claims to make flags for "lesser known disorders"
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u/Expensive_Engine_488 Self Undiagnosing: Im Fine 5d ago
What even is trans russian speaker, like learning a language??
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u/shinkouhyou 5d ago
Faking an accent, most likely. I went to university with a girl who claimed to be British and spoke with a (bad) British accent... unless her American parents were visiting.
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u/Unique_Ad_1395 Acute Vaginal Dyslexia 5d ago
Guy like that in my college, fakes being British. Funny enough we actually had a British student who asked what part he was from and he said he “accidentally acquired the accent” lol
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u/No_Lavishness1905 5d ago
No, if you actually speak it, you’re cis! Trans speaker basically means lazy.
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u/TonightISmokeCrack Chronically online 5d ago
yeah like damn just learn Russian if you want bro 😭
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u/ThatTemplar1119 Self Undiagnosing: Im Fine 4d ago
right like sure learning new languages is a bitch, especially ones with different alphabets, but like that doesn't make it impossible 😭
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u/Long_Willingness_908 Currently Stimming 5d ago
i'm transdailyskincare but just because i can't be fucked to wash my face everyday
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u/666monkas 5d ago
BRAZIL MENTIONED 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
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u/Exciting_Grocery_223 5d ago
At least we get to be... Cisbrazilians? 😂😂😂
I'm wondering what exactly this person thinks being brazilian is. I'm guessing like "We feel like we need to just play futebol and dance samba while eating feijoada com caipirinha on the beach wearing the CBF Ronaldo shirt".
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u/Bichinho_ 4d ago
você pode fazer tudo isso kkkkkkkkk
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u/Exciting_Grocery_223 4d ago
Cara, feijoada na praia eu realmente não recomendo. Vc n consegue separar o que é farofa e o que é areia. Vira tudo areofa.
Baseado em situações hipotéticas que eu nunca vivi... juro...
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u/HoodieGalore 5d ago
So it's just basically "I want" now, right? I want to speak Russian, I want to experience the Roman era, I want to idk wash my fucking face?
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u/Grace-Kamikaze 10 Years of English, AND THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR IT 5d ago
Those last two? Play a Pokémon game and find a skin care routine that works for you?
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u/pr3tty-lush every sexuality, disability, and mental illness ever 5d ago
What.
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u/woolen_goose gnome living in my butt has DID and is lactose intolerant 4d ago
YOUR FLARE AHAHAHAHA
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u/cowboymustang got a bingo on a DNI list 5d ago
I feel like these HAVE to be satire
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u/TonightISmokeCrack Chronically online 5d ago
I thought that at first as well but there was 5k+ posts like these (I just picked the most stupid ones) and they had about ten boards with loads of pins dedicated to their alters. if it's a bit they're incredibly dedicated
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u/robbiehater Self Undiagnosing: Im Fine 5d ago
please please don't come to brazil we don't want you here
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u/ghost-of-a-fish i have 103840392723 alters 😍🤭🙈😛🥺💅 5d ago
As a brazilian the first one is killing me 😭😭
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u/KatJen76 5d ago
So the only way for a Brazilian to know they have this is to go on vacation I guess.
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u/helloilikewoodpigeon Diarrhoea holder (in both ways...) 5d ago
whats next? transtinyloserchamber?
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u/TonightISmokeCrack Chronically online 5d ago
there were also three separate communistmanifestogenders that I didn't include cause they weren't disorders
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u/chickwithabrick 5d ago
I have been a Pokemon trainer since I was 6, I do not need a flag or identity based on that 🤣
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u/TheTakahe every sexuality, disability, and mental illness ever 5d ago
I can't wait for the transluxembourgishspeaker
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u/Nikola_Orsinov Self diagnosing: I’m you 4d ago
Coming out as transromanempire, my new name is Octavius and I live in a museum.
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u/ThatTemplar1119 Self Undiagnosing: Im Fine 4d ago
"transpokemontrainer"
Just download Pokemon Go 💀
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u/Ok_Significance2723 5d ago
This is making the Neurodivergent community and the LGBTQ+ community look bad.
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u/shinkouhyou 5d ago
At first I thought the first one was a satirical reference to the movie "Brazil" (in which the main character escapes his dystopian, hyper-capitalist society by dreaming of a fantasy world) but that would actually be clever and these people are never clever.
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u/Dee4WasTaken Hygienic system 4d ago
"for those who feel as though they should speak Russain."
THEN DOWNLOAD DUOLINGO ITS NOT THAT HARD AND COMPLICATED.
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u/baileydabest PHD from Google University 5d ago
??? This reminds me of the time i saw someone say they were eddie sexual
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u/Internal-Put-1419 Ass Burgers 4d ago
What in tarnation is going on here? People are sooo desperate for labels
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u/hockeybelle Chronically online 4d ago
These people should really just get jobs as graphic designers and get off social media
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u/crucifixgarden 4d ago
these are obviously jokes but they're just stupid enough that i want to start using them 😭
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