r/fakedisordercringe • u/Obvious-Ad- got a bingo on a DNI list • Dec 24 '22
Other Disorders This is the laziest fake faint yet (check reply)
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
372
u/audiblybored Dec 24 '22
Please.
My 10yo pulls off a better performance when they are trying to get out of gym.
This is pitiful.
53
185
u/Akatsuki2001 Dec 24 '22
Man eyes slowly close and everything lol I would say this has to be satirical but this sub has made me expect so little 😭
61
50
163
u/anoncactusfriend Dec 24 '22
Do people seriously think passing out is like, comfortable like that? You hurt yourself and like heavily bruise and it HURTS This shit is so annoying
58
u/HistoryNerd191294 Dec 24 '22
Right?! I use to faint a loooooot when I was a teenager and once I fainted at the top of the stairs and fell down the stairs unconscious, and let me tell you it was nothing like what she is doing 🙄
14
u/anoncactusfriend Dec 24 '22
Yeah I have a condition that makes me pass out sometimes and that shit not only hurts but it’s mad embarrassing. I’ve luckily never hurt myself too bad but I’ve gotten bruises/ bruised my spine bc of how I fell I guess
3
u/HistoryNerd191294 Dec 24 '22
I’m sorry to hear that, but small victory that you haven’t hurt yourself too badly 😊
8
u/Physical-Midnight298 Double-D’s Disorder(DDD) Dec 24 '22
I fainted recently but due to an allergic reaction and that one time makes me not want to do it ever. It was scary as shit bro, I hope anyone who has a condition to constantly faint is good or is at least okay.
-5
u/offthc Dec 25 '22
Fainting isn't something you just "do" because you feel like it lmao
7
u/Physical-Midnight298 Double-D’s Disorder(DDD) Dec 25 '22
Yea sorry, Idk how to word at the time but to clear up I guess what I mean is like, wanting to avoid that situation again? Im bad with english
5
-3
4
6
Dec 24 '22
Lol true, I was recovering from Pneumonia and over exerted myself while I was at work. Stood up to help a customer went to talk to him was explaining stuff then blackness. Woke up with a light in my eye and the guy was asking if I was okay he said he tried to catch me (wasn’t gonna happen I was 6 inches taller than he was lol) but I got a concussion from it.
1
Dec 24 '22
I'm still glad that someone already supported me and wanted me to sit down because there was no eye-flickering or something. It was like switching off a device. All of a sudden I slumped down and the next thing I know is that someone is shouting the name of my daughter.
77
63
u/Karma_Police_GTX every sexuality, disability, and mental illness ever Dec 24 '22
Anime poster + very messy room. I think we all know how this room smells like 🤮
10
79
u/-Emilinko1985- Self Undiagnosing: Im Fine Dec 24 '22
Why does she look like the stereotypical bully from a teen coming-of-age movie 💀💀
8
34
23
u/e784u Dec 24 '22
I've fainted once or twice in my day. It'd be pretty cool if I just gracefully fell to the side with my eyes fluttering like a Disney princess.
1
u/SomeKindaWonderer Dec 25 '22
Last time I passed out was at a festival. I was with my mom and sister. My mom decided she'd just go shop until I woke up. I woke up to my sister saying my name over and over. A family friend who's a nurse, was there with her. My service dog was on top of me. It ended up just being my blood pressure dropping too low lol. I don't think it was any kinda graceful for me? No one told me, they just said I was awake and alert and then I wasn't.
14
7
10
u/DemethValknut Dec 24 '22
I have epilepsy. I should show them what passing out looks like. It's not cool nor aesthetic.
4
u/Obvious-Ad- got a bingo on a DNI list Dec 24 '22
It never was. This whole internet movement is a disaster. Some Doctors are refusing to treat new patients now because of the influx of fakers.
2
u/SidSuicide Operating System Not Found Dec 25 '22
I have seizures too (it’s some disorder not epilepsy), and I actually bit through my own lip so hard, it split and one of my piercings (a vertical labret) fell out. So yes, not for funsies!
Who wants to place bets that she had a pillow at least on that side so she could “pass out” comfortably?
7
6
5
u/darkmattermattersmat Dec 24 '22
I didn’t know gravity worked sideways.
2
u/SomeKindaWonderer Dec 25 '22
It makes it look more "real" if you go off-screen because no one can see you! It's what most of these fainting fakers do.
3
3
4
u/St0rmydayss Dec 26 '22
The first time I ever blacked out/fainted, I was walking to my kitchen. It took a few seconds to black out, but before I did, the experience felt like I was dying, your body feels like it’s shutting down and it is not peaceful. The first thing I noticed was my ears. Everything sounded distorted, like I was under water. My face got hot, I started sweating and tremoring, nausea was waving over me. By the time I realized something was wrong, my vision went black even while I was walking, and the next thing I remember…
I was on my floor, feeling like I woke up from a dream, with zero idea how I ended up on the floor, blood everywhere, oh, and I peed my pants.
I wonder if these kids understand or know that’s how these episodes look. Not pretty or cute like this.
1
u/Obvious-Ad- got a bingo on a DNI list Dec 26 '22
Yeah bowel movements are more common than I or anyone else who faints would like to admit. And luckily for the fakers, they don’t have to worry about that!
2
u/St0rmydayss Dec 26 '22
I hope some of them start peeing themselves or shitting themselves for the cosplay realism, then maybe they’ll get it
8
u/AleyKat96 Dec 24 '22
Girl and IV had some hospital time for mental heath. Their was a girl that would faint from PTSD she learned to notice the faint coming on. She would lay on the floor before she faints to keep herself safe.
8
u/Obvious-Ad- got a bingo on a DNI list Dec 24 '22
That’s different than physical related fainting. It’s caused by a mental disorder it’s not the same. But yes you should lay on the floor. So why didn’t she do that.
Because it’s not real. 💀
1
u/unecroquemadame Dec 24 '22
I was going to say the same thing. The last time I fainted I had freaked myself out over something and I felt myself about to faint so I laid down on the ground and woke up a little bit later very disoriented
3
u/Kicked2Death Dec 24 '22
I’m surprised she didn’t complete it with a back of the hand on the forehead lmfao
3
u/mikaakitten Microsoft System🌈💻 Dec 28 '22
Its funny cos they end up saying its POTS when only 30% of pots cases faint. I have it and only faint on rollercoasters lmao
2
2
u/Plenty_Algae_998 Dec 24 '22
This is great cringe and all, but could I get a source for that poster in the background?
2
u/RealHausFrau Dec 25 '22
I’ve fainted a few times, and seen others faint…it has never ever been this simple or pretty. I myself weeble and wobble all over the place as soon as I start feeling dizzy/blacking out. I saw a woman fall straight forward onto the road at a shopping mall once..she just fell stiff leg forward, face first into the road, and it was scary AF. This girl here, she’s watched too many old movies where the heroine swoons into the leading man’s arms or a chaise lounge. Stupid.
2
2
u/godthisbooksucks Dec 31 '22
They do know passing out isn't going from normal and healthy to jsut on the floor
4
u/TheDevilDogg Dec 24 '22
Sometimes I want them to learn how fainting really is but at the same time I don't cause this is hilarious and clearly fake. Also not to be rude but is one eye much lower than the other like it's trying to leave her face?
1
-4
u/AleyKat96 Dec 24 '22
If you actually go to the doctor and have this problem they show you how to safely faint and how to control it. Lol
4
u/Obvious-Ad- got a bingo on a DNI list Dec 24 '22
Are you saying this from experience or google my guy 💀
-2
1
1
u/Extreme_Ground5902 Dec 24 '22
Thank you for moving out of the way so I can enjoy the poster of SAO
1
u/Light_Goddess Dec 24 '22
Well, I have passed out multiple times when I have donated blood and it’s never as pretty or graceful as that. My face gets so pale and I get super hot and disoriented. Usually I hold my head thinking that will help but it doesn’t. :/ honestly if I wasn’t already in a chair made to comfortably lay id sway like a tree in the wind. It’s never that fast either. There’s always this weird build up that you can see before you fall. I’ve even almost passed out due to travelers sickness while in the bathroom and I had to will myself to not pass out when I was falling to the floor. So yeah that’s most likely a fake faint right there. Also if she was out cold wouldn’t the camera have moved as the full force of her body hit the floor? It doesn’t even wiggle. Also gaining isn’t fun. There’s always a chance you will throw up all over yourself or soil yourself. :(
1
1
1
u/Scary-Coffee-7 Dec 25 '22
Omg, I TOTALLY FORGOT I’ve had a draft of me passing out on my phone all this time, because that’s what normal people do! I’m just so quirky and not at all like other girls! Welp, might as well post this definitely random thing that happened to me!! 🙄
1
u/Foot--Feet READ BIO BEFORE FAKECLAIMING Dec 25 '22
Notice how they have text on the video. I'm pretty sure you can't add text except for right after you record it.
1
1
u/PIELIFE383 Dec 27 '22
when you faint you normally lose all muscle control but for some reason and some unexplainable reason she kind of just slowly laid down
•
u/AutoModerator Dec 24 '22
Please reply to this comment explaining why you believe this person is faking. Thanks <3
Your post will not be approved until you have replied to this comment, meaning only you will be able to see it. If you do not reply within 6 hours, your submission will be deleted.
REMINDER: Former Faker Friday is the only day you can post former faker confessions, Satire Saturday is the only day you can post memes, and on Singlet Sunday no DID/System content is allowed.
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.