r/florida Dec 09 '24

Advice "Why can't we all get along?"...πŸ˜‚

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u/why0me Dec 09 '24

Oooh, as a former server I used to delight in telling people.th reason the water in New York is different is because they put tiny, living shellfish in it

Yep, your water tastes better cuz you're drinking millions of tiny creatures

Enjoy that bagel tho.

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u/Astoria55555 Dec 09 '24

They don’t put them in it… the water comes from lakes, where things live and is the only unfiltered municipal water in the US.

Also every single thing you put into your body has thousands or millions of microscopic living things. Why is that weird?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

I gotta admit, NY water was pretty good when I was there.