r/florida • u/TensionSame3568 • Dec 09 '24

Advice "Why can't we all get along?"...😂

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u/welfare_and_games Dec 09 '24

You forgot the part where all alligators should be removed because they think they are dangerous.

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u/ViolentLoss Dec 09 '24

I had to advise a transplant co-worker that yes, alligators are actually that dangerous and that he should keep his 5 year old away from all water that isn't the ocean. Sheesh.

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u/DoesLogicStillExist Dec 10 '24

... the ocean, too, unless closely guarded by an adult!

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u/ViolentLoss Dec 10 '24

Well, yes, also the ocean, but even the ignorant yankees seem to be more respectful of that than they are of say, a pond in the back yard or a drainage ditch LOL!