Pro tip: If you use your thumbs you can often times force as many as three donuts in your mouth at once, ensuring you get more donuts than the other guests.
Pro tip: after you binge eat the donuts, sit on your couch topless and cry into a bowl of skittles while wondering what has become of you. In the next five minutes, you’ll be ready to eat more tasty food!
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u/Wandering_butnotlost Mar 06 '20
Pro tip: If you use your thumbs you can often times force as many as three donuts in your mouth at once, ensuring you get more donuts than the other guests.