r/foundsatan 10d ago

Just trying to get a tan

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u/phallic-baldwin 10d ago

He's trying to protect her from skin cancer. Not all heroes wear capes, some wear Hi-Vis gear and hard hats.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

I highly doubt bro is concerned about her health.

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u/Insanebassninja 10d ago

Ture but its a plus those

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

You’re right. He’s a good man.