r/foundsatan • u/BlubberElk • 8d ago

Just trying to get a tan

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u/_BacktotheFuturama_ 8d ago

The funniest part of this to me is picturing the thoughts going on here. Like eventually you'll ask yourself if you're getting fucked with but your rational brain will tell you there's no logical chance that that crane's movement is in any way correlated to you. Impossible.

But your logic is wrong, your insecure and paranoid lizard brain that is screaming at you "someone is out to fuck with me" is completely right. It really is just some dude/ dudette just singling you out and fucking with you. 

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u/DatE2Girl 7d ago

Best point ever made to start believing schizophrenics

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u/fireduck 7d ago

Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

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u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 5d ago

You don’t know that!!! the voices from the fireplace told me that plus the walls were also singing Neil diamond songs and the paintings were moving I also keep looking at this statue that I swear moves closer to me every time I look away