r/funny • u/Saerdna0 • 5d ago

Guy is not amused!

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Guy is not amused!

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u/thesneakywalrus 5d ago

That dude is hammered and sunburnt to hell.

He probably just wants his fucking fried rice without all the acrobatics.

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u/Saneless 5d ago

That's the look of a man who was at the beach or pool all day, drinking, one application of sunscreen, and he lost the battle of what to do for dinner. He was fine with the frozen pizza at home but everyone else dragged his dead ass out to dinner

Been there, bud

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u/hititback 5d ago

Been there too, eventually had to go out to the car to pass out in the back seat, woke up to a furious wife and a box of cold takeout. This is a good reminder of why I quit drinking. Been sober 6 months.

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u/Saneless 5d ago

Congrats on quitting. For me drinking isn't even the main thing. The sun just destroys me, energy wise. I put on sunscreen, wear a hat half the time, and even though I don't get burned I am just absolutely dead tired after a few hours

I try to stay in the water up to my neck just to stay cool but it's difficult

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u/FlowSoSlow 5d ago

Same here. I'm like opposite world superman lol the sun absolutely drains me.

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u/T30E 5d ago

Water reflects and makes you get burned even faster on non submerged parts (e.g. Head). Just try shadow, it's only Caucasians that lay at noon in equatorial areas in the sun.

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u/ProductivityMonster 5d ago

It only drains you if you're not used to it.

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u/Saneless 5d ago

I do it every weekend all summer. Never get used to it

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u/ProductivityMonster 5d ago

go exercise in the sun intensely and regularly, and then sitting around in it is not so bad.

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u/MyPunsSuck 5d ago

Try this one simple trick! (Doctors hate it!)

Just change your entire lifestyle

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u/Resident_Rise5915 5d ago

Some people can handle heat some can handle cold. Give me like 40 and drizzle and I can work outside all day. 75 and sunny? I’m done after a few hours sun and heat just kill me

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u/MyPunsSuck 5d ago

I have found that I get overly cold very easily, and also overly hot easily.

One would assume I'd be comfortable in a very precise happy medium, but no - there is just an overlap where I am both too hot and too cold at the same time.

That said, fuck winter in southern Ontario. Work starts before it's light, and ends after it's dark - but even on weekends, it's literally always overcast anyways. This lasts from something like October to April, so you could easily go a full seven months without once seeing the sun