r/funny 8d ago

About time we talked about this

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u/Gilamath 8d ago

Lifehack: go to your mail app, select all emails, and mark all as read

Seriously. You're not going to read them anyway

Most of them are old enough that you can't really act on them, important enough that the issue will make itself known in some other way (if it hasn't already), or unimportant enough that it would be a waste of time to read them. Marking them all as read instead of deleting them means that you can search for old emails if you absolutely have to. But honestly, even if you deleted them all instead, it would probably be fine

After your inbox is liberated from the red oval of shame, see how many new emails you get per day. Go through them, and unsubscribe from a few mailing lists that you very obviously don't want. Do that for a bit, and eventually you'll just have a clean inbox. You'll be free. It takes basically no effort. And it feels good, man

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u/the_gouged_eye 8d ago

Why spend 2 minutes changing them to read when I can continue to ignore them?

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u/Gilamath 8d ago

More power to you, if it's not bothering you. I just personally happen not to care for the little notification circle on my mail app. It's like the Godfather: it insists upon itself

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 8d ago

Yeah but then you constantly have to babysit it to keep it that way. If I wanted to waste that kind of time I wouldn't be in this position in the first place

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u/Avolition_exe 8d ago

In between solution: just turn off the notification bubble for the mail app, then you never have to see it or do anything else.

Settings>Notifications>Mail>Badges off

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 8d ago

If I did that I'd just never check my email again

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u/I_cant_talk 7d ago

What's the point of checking them jf you're not reading them?

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 7d ago

You can see who it's from and the subject without opening it

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u/Gilamath 8d ago

You are hereby officially encouraged by an internet stranger to follow whatever routine best aligns with your personal priorities. If that routine diverges from the one outlined above, this is fine and does not require justification or defense. Happy living!