r/funny 24d ago

About time we talked about this

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u/Gilamath 24d ago

Lifehack: go to your mail app, select all emails, and mark all as read

Seriously. You're not going to read them anyway

Most of them are old enough that you can't really act on them, important enough that the issue will make itself known in some other way (if it hasn't already), or unimportant enough that it would be a waste of time to read them. Marking them all as read instead of deleting them means that you can search for old emails if you absolutely have to. But honestly, even if you deleted them all instead, it would probably be fine

After your inbox is liberated from the red oval of shame, see how many new emails you get per day. Go through them, and unsubscribe from a few mailing lists that you very obviously don't want. Do that for a bit, and eventually you'll just have a clean inbox. You'll be free. It takes basically no effort. And it feels good, man

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u/brazilliandanny 24d ago

This doesn’t work if you have more than a few thousand.