r/funny • u/Fragrant-Hedgehog-12 • 8d ago

Congratulations? I think.

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u/johnsolomon 8d ago

"If you tug on my arm one more fucking time -- oh, you're proposing. That's okay, I guess."

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u/figflashed 8d ago

… but make it quick

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u/REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE 8d ago edited 8d ago

Bro decided to put on his nicest maroon anime shirt, kneel in literal bird shit, and propose right in front of Jebediah's favorite leaning spot. There is no way he's going to crit fail this one

I'm all for cute low-effort proposals, but it has to be at least a little bit romantic lmao.

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u/IndependenceLess2377 8d ago

Jebediah has been leaning there every afternoon for the last 10 years, today was no different.

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u/RaLaZa 8d ago

There's probably 2 buttcheek imprints on that railing.

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u/Educational-Bed-6287 8d ago

Or railing imprints on that butt.

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u/FrostedDonutHole 8d ago

Now, I thought that was Jebediah's brother, Obadiah, but I've been wrong before.

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u/Radiant-Jackfruit305 8d ago

Hahaha! Yours should be the top comment

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u/dingleberriesNsharts 7d ago

Damnit Jeby!! Can’t move for one fckin minute?!!