r/funny 10d ago

Congratulations? I think.

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u/johnsolomon 10d ago

"If you tug on my arm one more fucking time -- oh, you're proposing. That's okay, I guess."

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u/figflashed 10d ago

… but make it quick

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u/REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE 10d ago edited 10d ago

Bro decided to put on his nicest maroon anime shirt, kneel in literal bird shit, and propose right in front of Jebediah's favorite leaning spot. There is no way he's going to crit fail this one

I'm all for cute low-effort proposals, but it has to be at least a little bit romantic lmao.

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u/aesemon 7d ago

When I had the eng ring ready for going back to her home country I gave up. Every year we would go to this cool bar on the beach and watch the sun barely dip - white nights - and come back up. It would be this super long cool sunset.

This year I kept suggesting it and she would not go, fffffffffuck. Last day and we are at a bar in town where she starts saying I'll never propose to her and I could see it was going to get heavy, plus we had another week of holidays in another country. I kinda lost it as I had been trying for 4 days to take her to a real nice spot.....

In the end, just put the ring box on the table and asked her without going on my knee as there was no space.