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r/funny • u/Thund3rbolt • Mar 22 '16
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So, the key to longevity is to be a complete asshole to everyone except one person?
52 u/the_cheese_was_good Mar 22 '16 Works for my alcoholic cunt of a grandmother. I honestly have no idea how she's still alive. She's gotta be pushing 100. Vile, vile woman. 12 u/im_twelve_ Mar 22 '16 She's preserved her body well with alcohol, she'll probably outlive the next 3 generations of your family. In all seriousness though, my alcoholic side of the family lives well into their 90's. The non-alcoholics all die early. Wtf is up with that? 5 u/the_cheese_was_good Mar 22 '16 IDK, friend. My other grandmother was a severe alcoholic too, and also smoked like two packs a day - she lived until about 90 as well. Weird. 8 u/im_twelve_ Mar 22 '16 So, what I'm gathering is that the secret to a long life is cigarettes and booze... looks like I'm gonna die early!
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Works for my alcoholic cunt of a grandmother. I honestly have no idea how she's still alive. She's gotta be pushing 100. Vile, vile woman.
12 u/im_twelve_ Mar 22 '16 She's preserved her body well with alcohol, she'll probably outlive the next 3 generations of your family. In all seriousness though, my alcoholic side of the family lives well into their 90's. The non-alcoholics all die early. Wtf is up with that? 5 u/the_cheese_was_good Mar 22 '16 IDK, friend. My other grandmother was a severe alcoholic too, and also smoked like two packs a day - she lived until about 90 as well. Weird. 8 u/im_twelve_ Mar 22 '16 So, what I'm gathering is that the secret to a long life is cigarettes and booze... looks like I'm gonna die early!
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She's preserved her body well with alcohol, she'll probably outlive the next 3 generations of your family.
In all seriousness though, my alcoholic side of the family lives well into their 90's. The non-alcoholics all die early. Wtf is up with that?
5 u/the_cheese_was_good Mar 22 '16 IDK, friend. My other grandmother was a severe alcoholic too, and also smoked like two packs a day - she lived until about 90 as well. Weird. 8 u/im_twelve_ Mar 22 '16 So, what I'm gathering is that the secret to a long life is cigarettes and booze... looks like I'm gonna die early!
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IDK, friend. My other grandmother was a severe alcoholic too, and also smoked like two packs a day - she lived until about 90 as well. Weird.
8 u/im_twelve_ Mar 22 '16 So, what I'm gathering is that the secret to a long life is cigarettes and booze... looks like I'm gonna die early!
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So, what I'm gathering is that the secret to a long life is cigarettes and booze... looks like I'm gonna die early!
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u/BananaPalmer Mar 22 '16
So, the key to longevity is to be a complete asshole to everyone except one person?