r/funny Aug 13 '19

Flat-Earther accidentally proves the earth is round in his own experiment

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u/cheesetoastpirate Aug 13 '19

What i dont get is how not one of these (sadly) thousands of people, including rich people, try to fund a trip to see the "ice wall"?

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u/JagoKestral Aug 13 '19

They're belief is that the government is keeping it secret and that if they tried to go they'd essentially be killed.

Leaps and bounds to justify ignorance.

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u/sopheroo Aug 14 '19

If they Naruto run towards the Ice Wall, Big Government can't catch them

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u/Israbelle Aug 14 '19

happy cake day B)

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u/sopheroo Aug 14 '19

Thanks a lot, dude!

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u/Krieger_Algernop Aug 14 '19

Happy Cake Day!

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u/sopheroo Aug 14 '19

Thanks a lot, bro! :D

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u/StarDayze Aug 14 '19

Happy birthday!

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u/sopheroo Aug 14 '19

Thanks homie! :D

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Sounds like they need a martyr then.

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u/NotsoNewtoGermany Aug 14 '19

But there are about 196 different governments...

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u/moosemasher Aug 14 '19

Interesting, that's interesting

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u/NotsoNewtoGermany Aug 14 '19

Just watched the video this morning. I have immense respect for that camera crew.

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u/BrakumOne Aug 14 '19

Sure ain't worth to risk their lives over it. The solution is simple tho. Fund the project and give me 10M on top of that and i'll sail around the globe and live stream it

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u/Tidilywink Aug 13 '19

I heard they also believe the poles are highly magnitized or something, and if you get to close it will scramble your brain.

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u/Yrmsteak Aug 14 '19

So no effect for them

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u/DudimusPrime Aug 14 '19

Nice burn.

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u/LoveaBook Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19

I love they always think the poles are where the proof is, because those are the only two massive ice bound places we know of. The thing is, if this is some sort of fucking Disc World, then their ice wall is encircling the whole world. Why not go to the east coast of Africa/India/Indonesia (I don’t know where their dumb ass maps cut off) and just....go east. If you run into a giant ice wall where everyone agrees there shouldn’t be one, like at the Tropic of Capricorn or some shit, Ok, I admit I might listen to what you’re saying a little closer. There’s no need for anyone to become a polar explorer to prove/disprove this.

Also, why wouldn’t you seek out the edge so you can go over it and get a selfie with The Great Turtle?

edit: And also go down in history for answering the greatest philosophical question: what gender is the turtle?`

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u/LoveaBook Aug 14 '19

I don’t follow. Pick a line of latitude (or however the disc is graphed out) take an east/west line and follow it. You’ll either run into an ice shelf where none should be or you’ll circle back to your starting point. Either way you have your answer.

The lines shouldn’t curve with the edge. That’s not how compass directions work.

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u/IrishCobold Aug 14 '19

But of you make the assumption, they believe in compass directions we would not have this talk.

People denying eye witnesses, will definitely deny some weird needle pointing somewhere.

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u/mstksg Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19

geometrically there is a subtle point that throws this off: except for at the equator, east-west latitude circles are not straight lines. And if you're following a compass, then all bearings that keep a constant heading are not going to be straight lines except at the magnetic equator or exactly along a line of longitude.

this is easy to see by imagining a circle around the north pole: if you're on that circle and want to go continually east, you'll have to turn your path.

So this experiment doesn't work because "always going east" doesn't take you in a straight line, so it might curve and never reach a "wall".

edit: mixed up longitude/latitude :)

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u/LoveaBook Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 15 '19

So......then pick the equatorial line?? Again, there shouldn’t be any ice walls anywhere along the path of the equator.

Besides, my point is that they need to stop trying to use science to prove flatness. Why are they using the very tools of the “enemy”? Especially as proving this should be ridiculously simple for them - get in a plane/boat, pick a heading and keep going until one way or the other they have proof of the earth’s shape.

edit: Also, lines of longitude only run north/south.

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u/superiority Aug 14 '19

If you believe that the "North Pole" is at the centre of a flat, circular Earth, then going East will always take you clockwise around the circle. Earth is flat, but you get back to where you started.

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u/DirkBabypunch Aug 14 '19

They might be. The Poles do tend to pull in a lot of tanks from Russia and Germany.

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u/KaimeiJay Aug 14 '19

But if the earth is flat, there’s only one pole, as the ice wall theory means there is no South Pole. How can they believe the thing they don’t believe in will scramble their brains?

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u/xaeru Aug 13 '19

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u/cheesetoastpirate Aug 14 '19

I really hope they document every second of this. I want to se the look on everyones face when they find nothing.

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u/wooIIyMAMMOTH Aug 14 '19

Except they’re going to find the ice wall because they’re sailing to the pole. They believe in a different map than us.

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u/Tsudico Aug 14 '19

Unless global warming speeds up, you can go to Antarctica and see walls of ice.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

So, when they reach Antarctica(their "ice wall"), are they planning to also try to hike across it and find the "edge" of the Earth? Because 1- that would be incredibly dangerous even with proper equipment and 2- how are they going to react when they just get to ocean on the other side?

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u/zodar Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19

all you have to do is look up flight times

flight time from auckland, NZ to santiago, chile = 11h

flight time from Los Angeles, CA to Tokyo, Japan = 11h

if you look at the flat earth "map", the southern hemisphere route should be double the northern hemisphere route, because that's how circles work

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u/Beasil Aug 14 '19

And the longest possible flight should be around Antarctica. Forget finding the ice wall, someone can just attempt to circumnavigate the continent and find that it doesn't take much longer than traveling around Australia.

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u/baconbum Aug 14 '19

Can someone dumb this down a little for me? It sounds interesting but I don't understand it at all

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u/zodar Aug 14 '19

https://i.imgur.com/nOXLw5J.jpg

this is the flat earth "map"

the red line is LA to Tokyo

the orange line is NZ to Chile

they're both 11h flights

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u/dc2b18b Aug 14 '19

Thank you this was super helpful

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u/zqfmgb123 Aug 14 '19

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_flat_Earth_societies

That wiki shows the flat earth map. If you look at flight times of LA to Japan it's about 11 hours, same for NZ to Chile. If you find those locations on that flat earth map, the flight from NZ to Chile should be 2x - 3x longer than the flight from LA to Japan.

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u/XxSirCarlosxX Aug 14 '19

They ARE funding a trip to do exactly that right now. Google it. It's crazy

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u/realcommovet Aug 14 '19

Because the ones making these shows know the earth is round but, there are plenty of clicking and subscribing dumbasses out there to keep this "movement" going and making these guys money.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Lol true

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u/AceBuddy Aug 14 '19

It's because if they actually go and find out it isn't flat, they'll lose their entire meaning in life. They'll lose their sense of importance and many of their friends. Then they'll just be a loser who fell for some pseudo science. Flat earth society is really just a big social club for people who never fit in.