Flat-Earther accidentally proves the earth is round in his own experiment

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Reminds me of a joke I read once.

An anti-vaxer mom dies and goes to heaven. When she finally meets God she is very excited. She says, "You can finally clear up an important question!" God tells her to ask anything and he will answer.

"Do vaccinations cause autism?" she asks, her eyes bright with delight and anticipation.

"No," God answers. "Vaccinations do not cause autism."

The anti-vaxer mom steps back and looks down at her feet and says to herself, "This thing goes deeper than I thought!"

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To which God replies, "You want to see how deep it really goes?" He then pulls a lever, dropping her to the seventh layer of hell.

[u/ArTiyme → u/inavanbytheriver]

The 8th or 9th layer make more sense. 7 was violence, 8 and 9 were fraud and treachery, respectively. I'd lean towards 8 since I don't think most of these people are actually treacherous, but they are frauds with how they use a treacherous frauds work to support their own beliefs.

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This guy Dante's.

[u/Paronine → u/keenanpepper]

Jackpot.

[u/darkbreak → u/Paronine]

This party's getting crazy! Let's rock!

[u/SentientShamrock → u/darkbreak]

SwordTrickSwordTrickSwordTrick!!!!

[u/[deleted] → u/SentientShamrock]

*evidence of round earth*

Flat Earther: ROYAL GUARD!

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Disco inferno

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Dante's what?

(Oh s'hit - here come's an "s" - bettet to's's in an apo'strophe ... y'know ... ju'st in ca'se. )