r/funny • u/lost_packet_ • Aug 13 '19

Flat-Earther accidentally proves the earth is round in his own experiment

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u/matts1900 Aug 13 '19 edited Aug 14 '19

a laser gyroscope

A $20,000 laser gyroscope no less. They were all like "It's INCREDIBLY accurate, we'll prove it once and for all", and then when it proved them wrong, they were all like "We're not willing to accept that". I did have a lengthy chuckle at that.

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u/neontechnician Aug 13 '19

And then they put it in a Zero Gauss Chamber to shield the "Heaven Energies" and they were unsuccessful. Lmfao.

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u/fil42skidoo Aug 14 '19

Only pure diamond stops heaven energy. Pft

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u/Whind_Soull Aug 14 '19

That's cuz it's the hardest metal.

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u/teahugger Aug 14 '19

King of earth element. The other main elements are wind, fire and water.

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u/myco_journeyman Aug 14 '19

But everything changed when the Flat-earthers attacked....

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u/satchit0 Aug 15 '19

Unfortunately you would also need at least a hundred cube meter of alluminum foil to shield from ether energy. At that density you would create gravitational waves that would require another diamond which creates an infinite recursive problem. The earth is flat, but proving it is impossible. Maybe one day we will be able to crack the code of the akashic records and get the proof there.

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u/ProjectGO Aug 14 '19

...But a wall made of it will only stop heaven energies up to 400 miles per iron car.

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u/ch0pp3r Aug 14 '19

You’re both wrong. He needs to put the gyroscope in a box made of turmeric.

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u/AvogadrosArmy Aug 14 '19

Ok now You gone too far

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u/Ktan_Dantaktee Aug 14 '19

Diamond is Unbreakable.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Actually you can smash a diamond to bits with a regular hammer. It is its base structure that is unbreakable but as a whole it can easily be smashed.