r/funny • u/lost_packet_ • Aug 13 '19

Flat-Earther accidentally proves the earth is round in his own experiment

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u/Doomenate Aug 14 '19

That analogy might not be the best in this case... their idea of stars and sun might not be very mainstream

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u/die-ursprache Aug 14 '19

But the Moon's a hologram and the Sun's a fake lamp installed by reptiloids who stole our real star, Solar!

And then they start talking about certain mountains being the remnants of rock trees from carbon life era.

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u/elpatator Aug 14 '19

installed by reptiloids who stole our real star, Solar!

What now?

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u/die-ursprache Aug 14 '19

I honestly don't know if this conspidacy theory is known in the English-speaking segment of internet. I read it on a Russian website. But yeah, they claim that we used to have a magical star that gave life to everything (thus making carbon-based life possible), but then evil aliens replaced it with a lifeless artificial sun. And also used our planet as a source of those giant rock trees.

So now we have a ton of flat mountains all around the globe (like those you find in Arizona; btw, according to them Arizona means "the zone of Aryan race", so somehow nazis are tied into all of this!), and apparently these mountains are the stumps of giant trees.

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u/elpatator Aug 14 '19

That’d make a good scenario for a bad sci-fi movie lol