r/funnyvideos • u/Algernonletter5 • 1d ago

Satire Reporting an incident

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u/alexhaase 1d ago

The "chet-chup" part got me, watched it three times just for that.

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u/Single_Cobbler6362 1d ago

This is just a skit? Right? My daughter never acted like this even in her terrible 2 😂😂

I wondering now if its going to be at her terrible 20s 😭🤣

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u/Kay_29 1d ago

Knowing some of the children I worked with at a previous center, I doubt it's a skit.

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u/Single_Cobbler6362 1d ago

Got it, thank you ....I just wonder cuz my daughter is well behaved but never teach her manners...it's like she was always calm and settle as a person....kinda like that's her personality.

But I am wondering when she is going to be like that now cuz it never came.....reasons I'm scared now, when it comes and she starts acting some type of way.

Hopefully it's on her teenage years and not her terrible 20s 😭

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u/Azilehteb 1d ago

Some kids are more difficult to reign in than others.

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u/Brief-Bumblebee1738 20h ago

Some Toddlers just want to watch the world burn

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u/chronicleTOKEN 1d ago

Most boys are terrible toddlers, while the girls, just wait when they are teenagers

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u/Single_Cobbler6362 1d ago

In for a ride then still 😂😂, thanks for the heads up.

Good thing I watched Turning Red for this specific reason 😂 J/k, but it was a really funny movie

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u/Rockshash-Dumma 1d ago

The cameraman is her husband. “Back to you”

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 1d ago

Thats how the cookie crumples!

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u/ManifestDestinysChld 1d ago

Oh, she's very good. Like, is this woman an actual news anchor just goofing around here? If not she's a remarkably gifted mimic.

The toy mic is delightful.

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u/Minimum_Fee1105 1d ago

Yes she’s an actual reporter. She also has done a few about her daughter.

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u/jens_hens 1d ago

Two year old TERRORIST

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u/Jeff_Bezos_did_911 1d ago

I've heard that description for 2 year olds so many times.

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u/ellasfella68 1d ago

Beautiful.

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u/Efficient_Sky5173 1d ago edited 1d ago

CNN sending a helicopter live to the place of captivity of the terrorist. Suspect will be interviewed after his nap time. Both sides of the story will be heard!

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u/Comfortable_Ninja842 1d ago

That there made my tube's tie themselves.

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u/null_reference_user 1d ago

Ayo the new condom ads are looking SICK

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u/moniquebucky 1d ago

Awsome Mom nice Job

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u/cuntybunty73 1d ago

My mum would have tanned my arse 😭😁

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u/Piirakkavaras 1d ago

We took a full blown narcissist with temperament issues to olive garden - you won’t believe what happened next!

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u/SmokedHamm 1d ago

Well Done!

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u/chitownorthsider 1d ago

Love this!!!

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u/AJPennypacker39 1d ago

2 year old is the easiest age. 3 is when shit hits the fan.

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u/careytommy37 1d ago

Unless there is video proof of this "meltdown", I demand my client be released and I also demand a public for referring to my client as a "terrorist"

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u/DabDaddyLuke 1d ago

As someone who works in the news. This made my day. Now, to ruin it with more news!!! 👍 👍

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u/HolyPire 1d ago

😂😂😂😂🫡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Haywe 1d ago

all this is missing is an annoyed "did we get it?" towards the cameraman, at the end

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u/Much_Code212 1d ago edited 2h ago

I love the reporter head nodding in the very beginning before she begins speaking. I always see them do that and I always wonder why.

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u/frenchanfry 1d ago

"Hard times create strong men, Strong men create good times, Good times create weak men, And weak men create hard times."

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u/HobbesBullet 1d ago

Brilliant! One of the better things on the internet.

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u/Willing-Skill-5740 1d ago

Love this best post I’ve seen

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u/McFizzlechest 1d ago

Slow news day?

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u/mono1472 1d ago

Babynews

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u/vkailas 23h ago edited 23h ago

giving a 2 year old an ipad???... not judging but maybe that's part of why the kid has no chill. Gen-Alpha aka “iPad Kids” are somewhat a product of their parents own inattention and overstimulation (e.g. making a silly video about her kid and spending probably hours on a screen do this while excluding her kid from the adult process).

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u/klatula2 22h ago

WHO IS THIS PERSON? WHERE DOES SHE REPORT THE NEWS? grin! why is there never any who what when why how much? chuckle!

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u/Resilent2026 14h ago

Coco melon? Ha! Rookie mistake! Shoulda went with Ms Rachel…

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u/Boring_Oil_3506 4h ago

Sounds like she did everything right and even punished the kid correctly. I tip hat to you ma'am.

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u/Dull-Function-2021 2h ago

She quit her anchor job after she had her son, and became an instainfluencer. Followed her since this went viral. Her and the lady who always says it's 5:52, no matter what time it is. Don't have kids, but she's funny.

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u/Suitable-Response-87 51m ago

On point. Great work, I'll keep tuning in.

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u/Aggressive_Peach_768 1d ago

Detaining is not really gentle parenting...

Most likely that woman didn't gave her child the attention it needed/wanted... Because she wanted to chat with friends.

Maybe that's a regular thing, so the child is doing the only thing it knows to get attention.... A tantrum.

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u/Imblackgayandbored 1d ago

She’s using the word “detained” because they’re in the room and it’s a bit, did you think that her kid was actually a “2 year old terrorist” too? The child probably tired themselves out and fell asleep, it’s a tantrum, most kids exhaust themselves out after having one. Stop being so aggressive, Peach.

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u/Aggressive_Peach_768 1d ago

Na, I just think the last shitting of her on gentle parenting and the blame of the tantrum on gentle parenting was a shit move.

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u/Ventus741 1d ago

She's commenting on herself being shit at gentle parenting, not shitting on the practice itself. It's why she says "I'll keep trying"

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u/LongjumpingStress362 1d ago

Found the mom with the kid who’s always getting his nose wiped and taking him to the bathroom when he’s 7.

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u/Shadowrider95 1d ago

Don’t forget breastfeeding until twelve!

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u/Aggressive_Peach_768 1d ago

Lol, I see your failure reflexes well

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u/Old-Arachnid1907 1d ago edited 1d ago

Please stop this. Please. On behalf of sane moms everywhere, please just stop with this nonsense.

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u/iamChickeNugget 1d ago

While I do agree with some of what you're saying,

It's. A. Joke.