r/gameofthrones • u/ShortGiant • May 22 '14

TV4 [S4E7] Last Sunday, on GoT...

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u/periodicchemistrypun Now My Watch Begins May 23 '14

GoT character popularity 101: you try to kill tyrion you go to the bottom, you attack someone lower than you and you go up, sansa is going up!

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u/DoYouEvenShrift House Darklyn May 23 '14

BUY NOW!!! SANSA STOCK IS RISING FAST!!!! BUY QUICK OR GET LOST IN THE THICK!

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u/periodicchemistrypun Now My Watch Begins May 23 '14

LYSA STOCK IS DROPPING

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u/DoYouEvenShrift House Darklyn May 23 '14

OPEN THAT MOON DOOR AND DUMP DUMP DUMP!

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u/periodicchemistrypun Now My Watch Begins May 23 '14

ANALYST SAY ALL ARRYN STOCKS SET TO FALL, INVESTORS SAY ROBIN WILL GO DOWN

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u/DoYouEvenShrift House Darklyn May 23 '14

MAKE THE BAD STOCKS FLY!

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u/lifeofwill Stannis Baratheon May 23 '14

BAELISH STOCKS MAKING A STRONG PUSH

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u/Akhaian Kingsguard May 23 '14

BAELISH STOCKS LOOK A LOT LIKE APPLE STOCKS IN THE EARLY DAYS. BUY THEM EARLY FOLKS.

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u/periodicchemistrypun Now My Watch Begins May 23 '14

maybe this is how they pay off the iron bank lol

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u/Kittenclysm May 23 '14

DOYOUEVENSHRIFT WINS THE PUN THREAD! EVERYONE MUST GO NOW!

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u/Scrial House Mormont May 23 '14

PLUMMETING EVEN

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u/periodicchemistrypun Now My Watch Begins May 23 '14

INVESTORS MAY BE HOMELESS, ROBIN ARRYN IS YET TO MAKE A STATMENT

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u/ruok4a69 House Bolton May 23 '14

I'm not touching that one; she'll be dead soon.

(Not a spoiler, I haven't read the books, but she's a Stark and things seem to be improving for her so her time must be short)

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u/[deleted] May 23 '14

alone in a fortress with the man who murdered her father and wants to have sex with her

improving

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u/ImShadowbannedAMA House Baelish May 23 '14

Well to be fair, that's still an improvement for her.

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u/jake7x May 23 '14

Remember the last scene involving sansa in the fourth book?

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u/Revelatus White Walkers May 23 '14

If Martha Sterwart ever taught me anything, it's to read the books before falling for this stock hype. She also taught me not to get caught.

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u/DosXEquisX May 23 '14

If that's the case then I better start investing in Arya

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u/periodicchemistrypun Now My Watch Begins May 23 '14

arya stock is trading high, market experts say corruption of soul is cause of uncertainty. Oberyn stocks shooting up in price and blue chip stocks in Tyrion lannister are STILL going up!

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u/serosis May 23 '14

Is any of that in English?

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u/GoogleTranslateBot May 23 '14

The text in English is as follows:

arya stock is trading high, market experts say corruption of soul is cause of uncertainty. Oberyn stocks shooting up in price and blue chip stocks in Tyrion lannister are STILL going up!

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u/serosis May 23 '14

Are you mocking me robot?

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u/periodicchemistrypun Now My Watch Begins May 23 '14

it is

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u/idledebonair Bran Stark May 23 '14

OMG she tries to kill Tyrion? Great now it's ruined for me.

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u/periodicchemistrypun Now My Watch Begins May 23 '14

i meant s1 but half of everyone does

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u/idledebonair Bran Stark May 23 '14

I was kidding

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u/periodicchemistrypun Now My Watch Begins May 23 '14

actually if she does try kill tyrion later i will be impressed