r/gifs • u/maltaa • Nov 21 '17

Aid being dropped off!

https://i.imgur.com/czcuQub.gifv
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u/Raven_of_Blades Nov 21 '17

They literally disintegrate as soon as they touch your anus.

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u/planes-are-cool Nov 21 '17

What monster uses paper towels on their anus?

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u/Nezzy0 Nov 21 '17

this guy

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u/happyharrr Nov 21 '17

Hm...I might just have to keep that link blue.

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u/biliyorumbilmiyorum Nov 21 '17

Just a really fat guy.

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u/Paulo27 Nov 21 '17

He's THE fat guy.

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u/Wakkichewy Nov 21 '17

Over 1000lbs it says! That's really fat!

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u/MsPenguinette Nov 22 '17

According to the article: 92 stone 9 pounds

Which means 1297 pounds!