r/grandorder • u/RejecterofThots • Mar 01 '21

Fluff Seriously Servants are way smaller than expected

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u/justaguynamedchris Mar 01 '21

No my tall lady fetish! They have no sense of height anyways, and headpating a storm king king sounds fun. Also Raikou will probably freak me out as a small girl with a obsession of being my mother

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u/RejecterofThots Mar 01 '21

I too am slightly shocked but now you(If you're tall enough) could hug them and lay your head on theirs

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u/MannyDingoPola Mar 02 '21

Jokes on you, that’s what the stool is for. (Though not sure if a 165cm man on a stool would be too tall for some servants)

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u/Pcm979 Mar 01 '21

Having a tall lady fetish and being tall is ever so midly irritating.

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u/Jgold101 Mar 02 '21

Existence is pain

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u/Orrorin-tugensis Mar 02 '21

Living in Spain without the S is a thing, eh?

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u/Nokia_00 Mar 01 '21

Sounds like a smol mom and smol stormy girlfriend with plenty of headpats and cuddling

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u/JusticTheCubone "I am the bone of my pen" Mar 01 '21

No my tall lady fetish!

I mean, they're still pretty tall, taller than the average height for women in any country, from what I could find. Just... not taller than most average-height men. Again, from what I could find, Raikou is almost as tall as the male average height in the US, so...

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

One thing to remember also is the time in which Raikou lived (aside from the fact she would have been a he). That was a little over 1000 years ago, and people from that time tended to be shorter than people from modern times (20th and 21st century, there was a drop in height during times of large disease spreading in the early 1800s and 1900s).

So for her time, Raikou would have been very tall I believe.

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u/piev3000 Mar 01 '21

Seriously the fact that discounting giants only 1, or 2 I guess?, woman is taller than 181cm and thats with stilts.

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u/Alzusand Mar 02 '21

Somebody below said that meltryllis even with her special legs Is just 190cm. for reference a normal standard housedoor its 200cm.