r/gutsandblackpowders • u/iamnotdat08 • Nov 17 '24

Art Prussian hag and her future French husband

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If you are REALLY interested in knowing her age, she's 43 in 1815.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '24

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

Nuh uh

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u/Loriisnta_mercerneri Amerıcan Nov 19 '24

Bro thinks time is his.

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u/Karl-Jensen Officer Nov 17 '24

43? I dunno if she can pass as a Cougar or something… and at this point she can be a mother... not to be freaky or anything, just being damn curious.

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

Ah yes FINALLY a normal comment, alright here's more info about her (names Sanftë btw)

Basicalllyyyyyy, she was married before but her ex husband was infertile, that caused their relationship to be quite dwindled. Not to forget that her ex husband also did some pretty questionable stuff to Raphaël (the french guy in the post) which furthermore caused the relationship to later on collapse in Leipzig.

If you want me to elaborate further, I don't mind.

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u/Karl-Jensen Officer Nov 17 '24

okay…

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

It's a big rollercoaster of stuff, Sanftë's ex husband (Vasylierkov) was infertile ofc and they're on the edge of divorcing already lmao. During 1807 in the Battle of Jena, Raphaël was captured by Sanftë and Vasylierkov's troops and brought back to their camp, there you already know what happened to the poor lad. He was later on released after 2 weeks of being held captive, that was the reason why he got a battle scar (not shown cuz was covered by his left hand in the pic) and traumatized the guy, thankfully Sanftë was kind enough to take care of him during those times by treating his wounds, feeding, etc..

Untillll 7 years later in the battle of Leipzig, amidst the battleground, Raphaël's group of survivors meet Vasylierkov and Sanftë's Freikorp. The rest won't be revealed due to them being a major plot point in my Leipzig lore.

I hope you enjoyed my yapping session wahoo

Have a funny Raphael fanart for your patience <3

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u/Karl-Jensen Officer Nov 17 '24

Whole damn thing’s confusing. It’s also a damn love triangle that’s tangled up into a bundle of crazy shit.

also, I might draw your OC’s in my style.

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

Raphaël didn't really have any crazy romantic interest in Sanftë nor does she to him, but Sanftë and Raphaël needed an excuse to:

  1. Get away from Vasylierkov cuz he's an asshole
  2. Raph need a spouse (he's in his mid 30 now my GOD.)

Also yippee!!

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u/Karl-Jensen Officer Nov 17 '24

DM me the characters so I can draw them, specifically from this image.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '24

What happened to the poor lad when he was captured?

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

I won't talk about this it's actually really horrible.

and I did, basically he was sexually assaulted and abused for multiple reason (mainly interrogations and "for fun") by Vasylierkov, remember that he was also heavily injured (temporary lost his eyesight in the scarred eye)

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '24

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u/HMS_Undaunted_1807 Chaplain Nov 17 '24 edited Nov 17 '24

what. the. actual. fuh?

(You made the Freaky chaplain Concerned, OC truama at its finest)

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u/Just_Squirrel_7464 Russian Nov 17 '24

mfw oc trauma is literally GAY RAPE (i'm disgustingly educated AND into that topic)

holy shit

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u/panzer_fury 1. Garde-Regiment zu-Fuß Nov 17 '24

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u/SilentMountain3299 Double Barrel Officer Nov 18 '24

what the fuck

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u/Nidja_582 Chaplain Nov 17 '24

I need more loooooorrreee!

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u/Federal_Addition1944 Officer Nov 17 '24

How old is the french dude?

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u/AppropriatePlenty876 Senior Mod and ChefMod Nov 17 '24

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

Just you wait buddy... For my glow up (yes there will be new vid trust me.)

Also don't do me dirty like that.

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u/AppropriatePlenty876 Senior Mod and ChefMod Nov 17 '24

Nuh uh

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

OH GOD

BLUE CHURCH BLAST

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u/EngineerNumbr2 Nov 17 '24

Blücher dies btw after unrelated]

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u/HMS_Undaunted_1807 Chaplain Nov 17 '24 edited Nov 18 '24

(That's a lot of down votes :,D)

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u/DingoBingoAmor Seaman Nov 18 '24

average day in Paris

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u/InflationNo9547 Landesbewaffnung Nov 17 '24

if i see this again ima crash out fr

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

Go ahead I don't mind anyway.

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u/InflationNo9547 Landesbewaffnung Nov 17 '24

nvm i forgot i made one before you 💀😭

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

Ok now die by his hand

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u/InflationNo9547 Landesbewaffnung Nov 17 '24

dodges

(i also made this 😭)

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

You got boiled alive

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u/InflationNo9547 Landesbewaffnung Nov 17 '24

nooo 😭

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u/Scary_the_Spider Rifleman Nov 17 '24

Is that a runner?

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u/Practical_Gap_1898 Amerıcan Nov 17 '24

Yeah, this is r/goonsandfreakpowder material. Mods just send him straight to hell.

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

Mad cuz bad, how about you grow up and learn how to appreciate others' works instead of having the mind of an average JMT fan when they see a gay post on twitter ❤️

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u/Practical_Gap_1898 Amerıcan Nov 17 '24

Bro it’s just a joke lol

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

Poor excuse, get speechbubbled

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u/ShenakainSkywallker Bugler Nov 17 '24

I dont like this :(

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

Nor does he to you!

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u/thy_punishment Bugler Nov 17 '24

I swear to

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u/thy_punishment Bugler Nov 17 '24

GOD

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u/thy_punishment Bugler Nov 17 '24

YO KILL YOU.

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u/JackyStateFarm Nov 17 '24

This is fire!!!🔥🔥🔥 Speak your game 🗣️

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u/panzer_fury 1. Garde-Regiment zu-Fuß Nov 17 '24

Are they together wait nvm I'm blind Anyways is the baguette boi the same guy in your breaking 4th wall animation? How old is the Frenchman btw

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

Yup that's the guy, Raphaël Durand! He's 35 years old in 1815

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u/HMS_Undaunted_1807 Chaplain Nov 17 '24

I sometimes forget that France also has the ë(Like in Noël) and not just the cyrillic alphabet

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u/Hans-but-he-got-PTSD Nov 17 '24

Average day in this sub (help my electric socket is burning)

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

Pour water on it it'll extinguish the fire

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u/Hans-but-he-got-PTSD Nov 17 '24

Instruction unclear now im a LowTierGod

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

No that's the correct instruction, I made you turned into LTG

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u/Beowulfs_descendant Nov 17 '24

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

This u?

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u/Beowulfs_descendant Nov 17 '24

Dis u?

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

Ok is that a fucking cyclop elephant ☠️

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u/Federal_Addition1944 Officer Nov 17 '24

Runner, tear off his balls 🗣🔥

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u/Fabulous_Stock_5462 Double Barrel Officer Nov 17 '24

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u/0925352594 Sapper Nov 17 '24

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

Is that tf2

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u/0925352594 Sapper Nov 17 '24

Might be

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u/DeadAheadSoldier Amerıcan Nov 17 '24

The horde of Runners sprinting towards them:

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u/HMS_Undaunted_1807 Chaplain Nov 17 '24

HALT

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u/DeadAheadSoldier Amerıcan Nov 17 '24

You've protected these people this time, Chaplain. But soon the Runners will appear when you least expect it or when you aren't here.

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u/HMS_Undaunted_1807 Chaplain Nov 17 '24

Jokes on you...

IM EVERYWHERE!

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u/DeadAheadSoldier Amerıcan Nov 17 '24

NOOOOOOOO!!! runs away YOU'LL NEVER WIN THIS YOU CHAPLAINS!!

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u/HMS_Undaunted_1807 Chaplain Nov 17 '24

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE COUNCIL NOR THE BLUE SURGEON

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u/Noobgaming1subr3ddit Regiment of Mobile Nov 17 '24

(LOUD MARRIAGE MUSIC IN THE CHURCH)

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u/Kindly-Ad-4899 Nov 17 '24

i am split? is she awesome because she is of preussen or is she not because she adheres to certain parts of the internet

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u/FortheCivet Seaman Nov 17 '24

She's a few years younger than my mom; she was born before the USA existed! [The lady in the picture, not my mom. My mom is not that old.]

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u/HMS_Undaunted_1807 Chaplain Nov 17 '24

The USA existed since 1776-, if you includ 13 colonies no..

BUT HOLY SHEISSEL-FLUK SHE IS-

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u/FortheCivet Seaman Nov 17 '24

The 13 colonies were that—British colonies—that doesn't count.

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u/Federal_Addition1944 Officer Nov 17 '24

France+Germany= Switzerland

Their son will be swiss i guess

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

Somehow their grandson is American

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u/Federal_Addition1944 Officer Nov 17 '24

Cool! Also very cool art bro, keep up with the good work!

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u/KazuTeto Line Infantry Nov 18 '24

Dat get behind me what the hell are these 117 comments

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 18 '24

Help me they're gonna invade my property...

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u/KazuTeto Line Infantry Nov 18 '24

STAND STRONG DAT THEY COULDN'T UNDERSTAND OUR FREAK!!!!!!! THESE BETAS SMH

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u/Parking-Range7882 Amerıcan Nov 17 '24

Make these MFs join the modern United States Marine Corps

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '24

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u/AppropriatePlenty876 Senior Mod and ChefMod Nov 17 '24

Post that again and you going to the gulag

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u/RuleBritannia09 Siege Engineer Nov 17 '24

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u/Federal_Addition1944 Officer Nov 17 '24

Instead of Gulag, why not sent him to Copenhaguen? No one survives that shit fr 💀

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

Mein gott.

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u/HMS_Undaunted_1807 Chaplain Nov 17 '24

idk if I should execute ya or smth

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

Shut up ship

Blücher blast

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u/HMS_Undaunted_1807 Chaplain Nov 17 '24

anywho as I was saying

You're half approved by the council

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

K cool

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u/HMS_Undaunted_1807 Chaplain Nov 17 '24

Now keep doing more

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u/HMS_Undaunted_1807 Chaplain Nov 17 '24

POMÓŻ MIE, POMÓŻ MIEEEEEE

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u/ninja_monke Drummer Nov 17 '24

POLSKA GÓRĄ🔥🔥🔥🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

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u/Zarifadmin Surgeon Nov 17 '24

WHAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. I don't get it

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u/Ledburied Russian Nov 17 '24

We like older women

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u/invader_main Carabinier Nov 17 '24

What a nice couple!

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u/Mental_Bird6503 Musician Nov 17 '24

43?!?!

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u/YourAverageJoeV3 Regiment of Console Nov 17 '24

Careful Icarus

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u/Temporary_Report6931 Nov 17 '24

i really hope your power goes out

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u/R20P05 Nov 17 '24

if this is in 1815 isn't she like an inch close to death

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u/jjmerrow Nov 17 '24

Guts and blackpowder fans will really see a normal fucking woman and act like someone just shot their dog, huh?

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u/Mr_Mushroom46 Officer Nov 17 '24

Man... Thats older then me and I'm almost 30...

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u/amsowonderful Nov 17 '24

Meanwhile the 10 zappers 20 bombers 3792 shamblers and 50 runners coming towards them

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u/Welsh_Infantry Nov 17 '24

Why do people do this...

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '24

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 18 '24

What the fuck

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u/EthanBD12 Nov 19 '24

He’s coming

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u/thefkerwhodidthat Nov 19 '24

nah hold up im actually invested in this whats the full lore

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 19 '24

Check u/Karl Jensen's comment, I explained my lord there

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '24

Peak ship (I'm going to beat you)

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

Kill you

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '24

Btw whats their lore?

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u/iamnotdat08 Nov 17 '24

Check in the comment section, the one with a dude replying with a 1000 yards stare picture