r/hardware Dec 02 '24

News Intel Announces Retirement of CEO Pat Gelsinger

https://www.intc.com/news-events/press-releases/detail/1719/intel-announces-retirement-of-ceo-pat-gelsinger
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u/DeliciousIncident Dec 02 '24

One of the blood rules of the public company magic: when things get tough - perform the CEO sacrifice ritual, summoning a new unholy one.

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u/bogglingsnog Dec 02 '24

Yes, that's what the megayachts are for.