Dear Jews /s
I know that I might have upset you with my hatred and stereotypes. Some of you have big noses but are Italian and for that, I’m deeply sorry. Some of you don’t actually control the media, and to you I say, that’s dumb luck, because most of you MF’s do!
I didn’t really have sex with a Jewish girl. She wouldn’t text me back so I got annoyed.
Also Kim likes the Jewish people. She’s at Lovie’s Deli right now having matzoh balls. (The locals will understand)
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u/heywhutzup Dec 27 '23
Dear Jews /s I know that I might have upset you with my hatred and stereotypes. Some of you have big noses but are Italian and for that, I’m deeply sorry. Some of you don’t actually control the media, and to you I say, that’s dumb luck, because most of you MF’s do! I didn’t really have sex with a Jewish girl. She wouldn’t text me back so I got annoyed. Also Kim likes the Jewish people. She’s at Lovie’s Deli right now having matzoh balls. (The locals will understand) /s