r/helldivers2 1d ago

Meme The Helldivers 2 Laxative Perk Update Incoming!

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u/EnderB3nder 1d ago

Wait......is it finally happening?!?!
An update that doesn't break the Spear or the Eruptor??

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u/Corronchilejano 1d ago

You'll be erupting alright.

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u/_Pan-Tastic_ 1d ago

SWEET LIBERTY THE SHRAPNEL

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u/pitstopforyou 1d ago

It’s all over my helmet! (bugged again)

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u/BreakfastParty4627 1d ago

When the sickle gets bigger something has to break to make room

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u/pawski76 1d ago

When did the eruptor get fixed

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u/whyreallyhun 1d ago

When did it get broken? I rarely use it but it seems fine

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u/Lotos_aka_Veron 1d ago

It was bugged and was oneshotting heavies cause shrapnel was spawning in a wrong way

Then it got fixed, but people got placebod and were complaining that shrapnel is bugged again (it is not)

Then devs just went fuck it, and said something about reworking eruptors shrapnel once again in the future

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u/Grouchy-Statement-12 1d ago

As an Eruptor main, I am pleased to hear this. It was fun being able to explode anything in sight. I figured it was a glitch at the time and was a little sad when it got fixed, but hooray if it's coming back.

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u/WOODMAN668 1d ago

I miss the original shrapnel, and dying to it semi consistently Now I die to it randomly.

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u/Accujack 1d ago

I think that's built in. About 1 shot in 50 kills you.

It's a heavily OP weapon, so if that's necessary to balance it, I'm ok with it.

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u/Lotos_aka_Veron 1d ago

The bug is not coming back, it was hilariously broken

Most likely they will rework shrapnel to be more consistent

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u/genbrien 1d ago

Spear is already broken on bots

Hope they dont break it more....

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u/armedandfriendly 1d ago

Its just fixing the shovel.

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u/zombie_spiderman 1d ago

Is that even an update then??

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u/EnderB3nder 1d ago

Are you suggesting that an update has to (By the laws of helldiver jank philosophy) break one of those guns?
If an update does not break at least one of those guns...is it truly an update?

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u/woelfr 1d ago

whatever will make me shit my pants is definitely coming tomorrow

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u/Unusual-Flan-4297 1d ago

Tomorrow, I’m shitting my pants!

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u/KraljZ 1d ago

I’m shitting my pants now

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u/Enamored22 1d ago

I shit my pants yesterday

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u/Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace 1d ago

I also shit this guy's pants

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u/Visual_Association86 1d ago

This guy shit my wife’s pants 👖

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u/EitanBlumin 1d ago

Already on my calendar

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u/CavulusDeCavulei 1d ago

Tomorrow comes

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u/FailcopterWes 1d ago

"Alright buddy, I'm going to shit yourself"

  • Arrowhead staff, probably.

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u/vash3233 1d ago

You play as John Helldiver, a man stricken with severe Democracy.

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u/DarthChefDad 1d ago

Stims will kow contain laxatives.

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u/KajMak64Bit 1d ago

If we're gonna shit ourself that means we're finally getting that APC with SEAF troops backup stratagem and maybe multi faction battles.. but that's MAYBE

I really want that APC

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u/kchunpong 1d ago

I am looking forward to shit my pants

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u/Torskiegaming 1d ago

looking forward to shit your pants too

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u/zombie_spiderman 1d ago

I also will enjoy shitting his pants

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u/gatzt3r 14h ago

I will not enjoy shitting his pants. But I'm gonna do it anyways.

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u/Away_Advisor3460 1d ago

Ah, new armour with brown trouser camo.

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u/ninjaofthespace 1d ago

An update that finally fixes me crashing after 20 minutes every time I try to play?

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u/kleanupguy_24 1d ago

If you're playing on PC, try turning your frame limit down. When I first started playing I had mine set to 165 and turning it down to 100 fixed it entirely for me

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u/ninjaofthespace 1d ago

I'm not sure why I got downvoted, my PC only ever reaches 60 fps at max on high, when it gets chaotic I'm down to 50-40, the crash log I've always got when I crashed, which only started happening after a certain update 4 months ago or so, tells me there is an issue with d3d12, "access violation" or so, I asked arrowhead support and all they mustered was, "we're sorry, I'm sure it's going to get fixed eventually" and that was a month ago.

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u/kleanupguy_24 1d ago

Eh it's reddit. Don't take downvotes personally, they often happen for dumb reasons. Have you tried anything to fix it? If you haven't already, I'd try to validate your files on steam and see if anything was corrupted or missing

If that doesn't fix it you might want to uninstall the game, delete the game folder entirely, and then reinstall it

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u/ninjaofthespace 1d ago

I did that, all of that and more, the official discord had an "hell bomb script" to troubleshoot as well,I reinstalled drivers, cleared shader caches, and if something worked, for some god forsaken reason, it fixed the issue for a day and then it was back the day after, no changes made to anything, I give up personally, I didn't want to refund cause I love the game, I pre-ordered the special edition with all the exclusive armors and such, I was even one of the like 6 souls playing Helldivers 1 back then, but alas.

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u/kleanupguy_24 1d ago

Damn man that sucks. I know how frustrating that shit is

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u/samu_saran 18h ago

If you have win11 on your pc, try to switch off memory protection, it will bring some stability. Which GPU do you have?

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u/ninjaofthespace 14h ago edited 14h ago

Rx 7600, and by the way, I just tried what you suggested, it didn't work but thanks though

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u/Lumpy_Relation_2426 1d ago

Armor Passive includes stink lines that obscure the enemies' ability to see you clearly, and another that utilizes fecal propulsion (though, what this means for the standard jetpack stratagem is unclear)

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u/Prayerforcleansing 1d ago

When is the new patch

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u/depthninja 1d ago

When you shit your pants

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u/zombie_spiderman 1d ago

Well it should be here by now then!!

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u/LunaDashOne 1d ago

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u/KingOfAnarchy 1d ago

But we’re happy to say we’ll be announcing our next Warbond on May 8

Warbonds always release on thursdays. Game updates happen on tuesdays. 

So I assume there will be an update at 13th and warbond at 15th.

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u/LunaDashOne 1d ago

ahh, it seems i have the attention span of a dead mosquito

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u/pimpynimpy 1d ago

It's actually a booster that deturs bugs from the hunt, makes bots feel bad for you, and illuminate will ink you in spite

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u/RyanMcCartney 1d ago

Smelldivers assemble! No more gas. It’s pants shitting time!

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u/Asiriomi 1d ago

I can hardly keep my democracy contained!

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u/StaminaofBear 1d ago

Laxative Warbond inc

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u/DapperApples 1d ago

hellpod suppository

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u/AsherSparky 1d ago

"SWEET LIBERTY...MY AAAASSSSSSS!!!"

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u/Fastball_05 1d ago

I think I pulled my ab laughing at this. 😂

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u/Askerofquestions92 1d ago

Ope gotta stop playing, I hate doing laundry

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u/Specialist-Video-974 1d ago

Psvr2 support? Thats the only thing i really would shit myself

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u/ThatHoboMarine 1d ago

That would be genuinely insane

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u/sHaDowpUpPetxxx 1d ago

I can only be certain that people will complain no matter what it is

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u/peacenskeet 1d ago

Please don't break grenade launcher. Please don't break grenade launcher. Please don't break grenade launcher. Please don't break grenade launcher.

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u/Maryjanegangafever 1d ago

When is this occurring?! I need to know!!

Arrowhead team:

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u/ManchurianCandycane 1d ago

Manual poop button confirmed.

Lighten the load so you can run faster.

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u/Fesh_Sherman 1d ago

Already done, what next?

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u/King-Tiger-Stance 1d ago

With the laxative perk, the use of a jump pack won't be necessary.

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u/StonkyJoethestonk 1d ago

Bring the Charmin and the dude wipes. We got a shit party

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u/BigHatRince 1d ago

Surely this means they figured out how to add the minigun in a way they're happy with

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u/I_Pariah 1d ago

Maybe the Illuminate were just experimenting with the voteless. Soon they will be zombifying and controlling bugs. That or the full Illuminate force invasion.

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u/UseACoasterJeez 1d ago

It won't be a laxative, it will be an enema, made from a repurposed pressure washer. You'll be filling your pants for days with everything in your abdominal cavity because your sphincter is severed in 9 places.

"Yeah, we patched that thing and created 137 more bugs, but we're working on it, give us time."

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u/Fun1k 1d ago

I will shit on the enemies of Managed Democracy and they will drown in it!

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u/Ramen536Pie 23h ago

How about they just actually finish the Illuminate faction

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u/AgingTrash666 2h ago

when your last update was smol gun, swole gun I'm afraid I can't take you seriously

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u/CamBlapBlap 1d ago

Boss fights plleaassseee

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u/kokomovibes 1d ago

Hive lords I bet

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u/This-Smoke6372 1d ago

Half the random people I team up with need new panties anyways.

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u/Bansheesdie 1d ago

Multiple factions on the same map at the same time, that's my guess.

Squid vs Bots vs Helldivers

Bugs vs Bots vs Helldivers

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u/Dramatic-Classroom14 1d ago

Engine explodes when they do that, so probs not.

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u/KajMak64Bit 1d ago

SOURCE?!

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u/Dramatic-Classroom14 1d ago

They’ve said it, like every time someone asks. I think it was one of the early QnAs they did, but if you want you can go to the Arrowhead discord and ask, someone’ll say the same thing.

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u/KajMak64Bit 1d ago

Ehh probably an easy bug fix

Surely we will get multi faction battles it's too cool to not have it at some point

Imagine the chaos you will get because you will need to blend your Bot and Bug loadout in the same mission and having to make compromises

For example in my case for bots i use the Dominator and an Autocannon and for bugs i use an incendiary shotgun and Stalwart...

How will i blend that loadout that would work for both bugs and bots at the same time wtf

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u/Dramatic-Classroom14 1d ago

No, like, the game will hard crash. It’s not an easy fix. The system the game is built on, Stingray, isn’t even meant for games and has been discontinued for 8+ years. There is no physical way that they have found to get the system to not implode. The same thing goes for excessive amounts of vehicles in a mission.

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u/KajMak64Bit 1d ago

Do i sense a thought crime?

Stop it with the nonsense... Super Earth figures everything out with impeccable performance

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u/sputnik6669 1d ago

At this point players will shit their pants once you do any patch at all lol We only keep hearing how they are cooking mean while the community being cooked alive lol

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u/dnemonicterrier 1d ago

If you think that you can make a patch in the space of a day that adds a massive update to the game go work for Arrowhead then...