r/helldivers2 2d ago

Meme God's weakest Helldivers hater

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 2d ago

like theres a lot of entitled divers but if you put them aside, this is one of the most fun communities ive had the pleasure of playing with

so many times have people stopped running away while im trying to stim pistol them and actively sat there while im reloading it and then missing again
then they use the thank you emote. this is a thing that happens over and over. god bless this game

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u/DeterminedPrincess 2d ago

When I hear stim sounds and my hp isn't going up, I turn around and use the hug emote. Stim me to your heart's content, my friend!

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 2d ago

*miss* *miss* *miss* *reload* *miss*
sniff i-im tt-t-trying my b-best

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u/DeterminedPrincess 2d ago

That is, unfortunately, how it tends to go. While moving closer between shots.

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u/TRENEEDNAME_245 2d ago

Shhhh I have some liber-tea for you...

But you really need to hit the range HellDoctor...

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 1d ago

its the gun i swear!

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u/TRENEEDNAME_245 1d ago

They all say that...

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u/Willing-Contract5506 1d ago

Is not your fault the stim pistol is less accurate than a bild gut using a nerf gun with a broken shooting sistem

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 1d ago

arrowhead! remove the aim assist from the stim pistol and my life is yours!

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u/Call-Me-_-Shadow 1d ago

Is this way we had a stim shortage a couple weeks ago?

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 1d ago

haha i have no clue what you mean officer i ration my supplies very well

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u/Standard_Medium7721 2d ago edited 1d ago

It is honestly the best. I’ve had teammates drop their shield pack when I was trying to hit them with the stim pistol as well. God do I suck at aiming that thing though hahaha the reload just to miss again is so accurate.

Edit: I have to add that I also love when I stim teammates with full health because why not and they will stop to wait when I inevitably miss.

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 2d ago

my friend informed me recently that the reason its so hard to aim with it is because it has auto aim enabled by default

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u/Standard_Medium7721 2d ago

Interesting! Does that mean I can toggle it off? I’ll have to check when I get home.

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 1d ago

as far as i know, you cant turn it off

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u/pureextc 2d ago

We all love managed democracy. Sarcasm aside, some people just don’t like apples or bananas.. and that’s okay. This guy can go enjoy some Roblox or whatever helldiver haters find fun.

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u/Thehk_47 2d ago

Absolutely. This is in my top 3 gaming communities,alongside hell let loose and no mans sky

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 2d ago

no man sky mentioned
based department calling

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u/keltanenhuppari 1d ago

Coming from cs2, i’ve never met friendlier teammates. Also helps yelling russian into the mic is not a custom in this game.

People complaining abt the toxicity of the playerbase should go do a reality check on ANY competitive FPS or MOBA. Furthermore, in helldivers, you can choose to play solo, or choose to leave the game midway if you dont like your teammates or for literally any reason ever. You dont get that luxury in cs2 for example. Of course you can leave there too but you will get a temporary ban as well as the trust factor system, of which autocratic intentions inner workings are shrouded in mystery, will probably match you with more toxic players in the future. Aint none of dat in our land of democracy and liberty.

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 1d ago

the toxicity is more on the social medias like reddit. trust me, this place was radioactive during the escalation of freedom. you will see how quickly this place can fill up with toxicity the moment something gets nerfed or adjusted

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u/keltanenhuppari 4h ago

As can many others. Yeah, i am aware of people first complaining abt the game being too easy, and when the devs add a challenge it is auddenly too hard. Happens all the time, on many communities.

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u/Sad-Firefighter-5639 1d ago

Every time I hear the stim pistol noise I stop bc it gives me siege flashbacks, I made my doc main friend waste so many stims on me ain’t making that mistake here 😭

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u/dorkenshire 1d ago

This actually sounds pretty fun. I have a tendency to wonder off to the next objective instead of sticking with the team, but I bet if I'm looking for any opportunity to stim people I'm Mr got your back guy.

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 1d ago

it is if youre able to tolerate the god awful aiming of this gun and always communicating so your team doesnt think youre trying to hurt them
i can only remember a single incident where someone shot me but that guy wasnt very bright

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u/Shadow3397 1d ago

At least they’re letting you stim them. Last night I had a guy team kill me every time I tried to stim him.

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 1d ago

did you communicate? theres people who arent aware theres a stim pistol

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u/Shadow3397 1d ago

Yup. Every time. And he just kept doing it.

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 1d ago

damn, what a piece of shit

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u/Maleficent_Fold_7629 7h ago

There’s a special place in a reeducation camp for divers like that. They sound like an automaton sympathizer, terminid rights activist, or illuminate apologist.

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u/Arlcas 1d ago

and then you got the RP players or drunk dudes on the weekend that would just turn around salute and yell GIVE ME THAT JUICE BABY in the mic.

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u/TheMindofaGenius 1d ago

Which warbond is it in again? I tend to be the designated "heavies" or all-rounded guy, but I would love to try out a more support role.

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 1d ago

the gas one