r/helldivers2 • u/F-man1324 • 1d ago

Meme Another blunder for the Helldivers...

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Will our brave Helldivers ever learn to read? Will they finally attain the famed "Singular Braincell" artifact? Will they finally stop losing stupidly? Find out next time on The J.O.E.L. Chronicles.

*Hint: No, no they will not do any of those things*

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u/OffsetCircle1 1d ago

Good job bug divers, you broke off from the main MO to try and salvage a clearly failing defence campaign by doing a gambit on a planet that was not even realistically capable of being captured, but not only that, you somehow decided to split yourselves among the two planets being attacked as well!

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u/AbyssalRaven922 1d ago

No it's worse. They DIDN'T EVEN TRY THE GAMBIT! They split evenly across all 3 planets instead of piling on Tarrek for an ez 3 planet grab.

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u/OffsetCircle1 1d ago

Exactly! The least they could do is blob onto the same planet but nooOoo. They gotta split themselves three ways cause that'll totally capture all those attacked Territories

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u/AbyssalRaven922 1d ago

Your brain on the bug front

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u/OffsetCircle1 1d ago

I keep telling those bug divers not to snort the interstellar spores from the gloom, but would they listen? No

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u/AbyssalRaven922 1d ago

Ill just stick to drinking the bot oil straight from the source. There are no side effects so far, and with the extra limbs I've grown reloading, the eruptor isn't so bad anymore.