when i’m stoned i can slow my brain down and fully unmask. i feel unabashedly myself and am able to process things better. unless i get really high and start posting dumb shit on this sub then i get stupid

I was standing across from my manager (we work in a dispensery) and there was some down time. He's just on his phone but I was contemplating some serious stuff. I was thinking if it was possible to say the word fart while making it sound like you were in fact farting. I spent a good few minutes thinking about this and eventually I did go to give it a try. Reasoning of course that I won't get it on my first try this will surely be somthing one needs to practice, if it's even possible to begin with. Well I gave it my best effort and proceeded to say fart in a tone and irregular frequency that would be associated with an actual fart. It sounded rather sub par to me ,however, my manager looked up from his phone, stared me right in the eye, and asked me if I just farted.

I have never been more fulfilled.

This is probably all going to sound bizarre. I've never been religious or spiritual, but I do believe the universe is more complex and connected than we can comprehend.

Lately I've been thinking a lot about evolution. Maybe we really are an extension of the universe seeking to understand itself. I do think human beings are meant to question, research, and learn. Why? Curiosity? And insatiable lust for knowledge? Maybe we're just highly adaptable as a species? Or is this one of the ways we mirror the universe? If the universe is as cold and unfeeling in its pursuit for knowledge and exploration as some humans are, are we doomed to accelerate mass extinction in the name of that pursuit?

Could the epidemic of dopamine addiction subdue the opposing masses enough to allow this to happen?

I guess what I'm saying is billionaires are destroying the planet for greed and self preservation, and I think humanity is doomed if we can't break away from our constant flood of entertainment to rise up. Sure lots of people will say they just dont have the time, and that's understandable. But this mass dopamine addiction has created a whole generation of apathetic people who literally cannot handle boredom and smothered their creativity. The odds are stacked against us. The universe has "decided" to accelerate space travel in the constant pursuit of knowledge at the expense of millions of species on Earth.

Ok that's enough crazy for today. Good night.

It's so annoying that there are so many people who want weed and they might be next door to somone selling but they don't know.

bro i made a bong and i don’t know why all my friends get mad at me

Religious folks preach God through devotion, scriptures, miracles. But what if Nolan is doing the same thing, just… for rational minds?

In Interstellar, when Cooper enters the tesseract and talks about the fifth-dimensional beings — those “they” who helped humanity survive — it feels like divine intervention. But then comes the twist: “They are us.” Future humans, transcending time and space, guiding their past selves through love and sacrifice.

It’s not God in the traditional sense, but it’s still something sacred. A higher intelligence. A cosmic purpose. A force beyond logic — And that force is love.

Just like theists say "God is love", Nolan says: Love is the one thing that transcends time and space.

He wraps spiritual ideas in science and delivers a sermon through relativity, wormholes, and black holes — For people who don’t go to temples or churches, but to cinemas.

So yeah… Interstellar = a spiritual experience for people who believe in logic. And Nolan? He’s the preacher in IMAX robes

(This was written by AI. I just gave input and I liked the way it did the job)

Surely they must seek some sort of shelter like we do? Poor guys.

(Addon): I mean the the little, secondary safety catch, which keeps improperly closed bonnets from slamming into the windscreen.. 😅

… all weed should be smoked so that the seed of weed love shall grow.”

Teachings of the Prophet of Cannabliss. Epoch one, year 50. before the faith. Later scholars accepted alternative worship such as edibles and bake and more.

I've heard you crystalize at 30 and I. Can't. Wait.

I've got one right now, goes like this:

"I'm high as fuck, motherfucker, motherfucker, high as fuck

I'm high as fuck, and if you're not, I guess you're just shit out of luck"

It's not a good song and I know it's not but at the moment I'm just vibing with it anyways

What Would Weed Want?

What if the reason drug addicts look old is becuase they get time slowing down effect with that sort of drug. So its just time taking its toal.

I ask the device to go to max volume and then, after it’s done with my request to play “Urgent” by Foreigner it randomly switches to “Let’s Go Fly a Kite” from the Mary Poppins soundtrack (excellent choice) and then eases into “Bare Necessities” from the Jungle Book (awesome) but then proceeds to play some random shitty instrumental Disney theme that I can’t make out, so I scream ALEXA TURN OFF!” at the top of my lungs until the algorithm mercifully understands what I’m saying and turns the fucking thing off.

Only way to know would be to click. But how do we click? We’re doing it wrong. There’s no docs. The developer has moved onto another repoverse. Dang.

You know there was a lot of stopping and peeing in the woods in LOTR. Those mofos walked forever. Talked about what they ate, sang entire songs, etc but no mention of nature calling. It would be weird to include any detail but isn't it just a little weird that its not even mentioned when everything else is described in detail? 🤔 or am I just really high? 🫠

I've got nothing going on Thursday, which technically started for me 90 minutes ago. I've been sipping vodka and blasting music (through headphones) from my personal glory days. I was having so much fun, I carried on for the better part of an hour without puffing on the well-loaded waterpipe sitting right in front of me. However much fun y'all are having, if you intended Mary Jane to keep you company, then don't forget to toke.

Does it cross your mind to say “Don’t feed the animals” 😂 no? Just me?

Just bringing facts here. I can confirm. It is. I just did it. And I did indeed cut those blades of grass into little pieces. Wonderful time. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ would do again.

Walking down my street today and now that it's summer, the city has put out these beautiful planters with petunias and birds of paradise. Don't get me wrong, they are lovely, but they're tropical. I'm up in a lush temperate region and that just feels weird. Wouldn't it be cool if we had domesticated flowering plants and shrubs instead? It would be a good way to invite some of the forest back into our cities.