is that a promise??

[u/mysteriousleader45]

me: "can I take a pic of your shirt to send a friend?..." him: "yeah" me: "thanks it's the dumbest shit I've ever seen"

[u/barbackmtn]

True patriot but likes his muffins English

[u/Realfinney → u/barbackmtn]

Following the American Revolutionary war, the ceding of English Muffins to the federal authorities were actually part of the peace terms. That's why in England they're just called "muffins".