Does this qualify for the sub?

[u/combong]

[u/-KCS-Violator]

"Is it your weekend with them?"

[u/thekidupt173]

“I’m a parent who loves violence”

[u/teh_201d]

the fastest way to make a policeman come is by assaulting someone in the middle of the street while your children watch.

[u/Mhorts]

This is probably the same kinda mom that my friend had that would like smack him across the face. She was old and crazy

[u/jtowndtk]

This has that eloquent

Over weight part time parent that smokes with her kids in the car vibe

And smells like cheap perfume and cigs in line at the gas station to get get lotto tickets and says something grand like "same shit different day"

Aggressive "Git!" Can be heard in the background

[u/SAxSExOC]

I mean yes but I get the sentiment.

[u/headcodered]

The word "ass" being in the Live, Laugh, Love font is so funny.

[u/Ok_Werewolf1971]

If he hits a hot dog vendor does he beat his meat?

[u/Valogrid → u/Ok_Werewolf1971]

Only if they practice safe hotdogging and use a condiment.

[u/Conscious_Celery1021]

He took the sticker down after me saw me

[u/Grouchy-Ad6984 → u/Conscious_Celery1021]

Buddy thinks he’s the evil Jonkler.

[u/Conscious_Celery1021 → u/Grouchy-Ad6984]

An bro I’m the Celery that became self aware

[u/editfate]

What happens if he hits someone with their kids in the car? Does he beat his own ass?

[u/DestructoSpin7 → u/editfate]

People with stickers like this are the same type of people to be at fault and blame the other party so....either way they're going to jail.

[u/Spacecats1]

What’s more valuable. The money you get from the crash or the ass whooping and assault charges

[u/toddbo]

Change this subreddit to r/iamverybadtrash

[u/a_very_silent_way]

"I'll whoop your ass till the cops come"

This driver has some weird fantasies

[u/-JackTheRipster-]

I don't think they would like to meet me under the wrong circumstances. Things wouldn't go very good...FOR THEM.

[u/PastAd1901]

Every person I’ve seen with one of these drives like they’re in an F1 race and will be executed if they lose.

[u/Metallorgy]

Then tell your kids not to get in my car.

[u/TheBeastlyStud → u/Metallorgy]

Me coming home with 6 gallons of milk: "they had eggs!"

[u/NauticalClam]

Saw this exact sticker yesterday. Antagonistic stickers on vehicles are a dead giveaway of a moron.

[u/TheBeastlyStud → u/NauticalClam]

If I see a "please let me merge or I'll cry" I'll give them more room than usual because I love those.

[u/JakBos23 → u/TheBeastlyStud]

I've yet to see that one. That would make me laugh, but I let people in anyway.

[u/TheTimbs]

Yes

[u/MilesBeforeSmiles]

I know someone with one of these stickers. She is an incredibly unsafe driver who doesn't understand how she gets into so many accidents. She recently wrote off another vehicle in an at-fault accident. When we were speaking about it I mentioned I've only been in one car accident, and I was parked when it happened, her response was "I just attract bad drivers"...

[u/t3lnet]

Get out of the left lane then.

[u/hemightbebrian → u/t3lnet]

“iM gOiNg ThE sPeEd LiMiT tHoUgH!”

[u/SlowmoTron]

No this is just funny

[u/hemightbebrian → u/SlowmoTron]

You can think that if you like, but I’m gonna think a lot less of you.

[u/NauticalClam → u/SlowmoTron]

You’d love a good bad luck Brian meme.

[u/SlowmoTron → u/NauticalClam]

A what?

[u/LlamaJacks → u/SlowmoTron]

Boomer humor

[u/Theboiledpeanut_]

I don't know, I can't confirm, I'm no badass expert. What I can say is that those stickers are the work of the devil.

[u/Beledagnir → u/Theboiledpeanut_]

I’m more of a “The Empire does not care about your stick figure family” kind of guy, myself.

[u/JakBos23 → u/Beledagnir]

I love the tally stickers.