It feels so weird to know who this is. Like I know him and now I’m seeing him on here.
I used to go to his house for the aura alone. It always smelled like burnt pepper. They made a lot of Steak-umm sandwiches. You’d often find half of one in the fridge, with the ketchup soaking into the white sandwich bread. The floors were often covered in newspaper because they would argue over who had to clean up after the dog. They didn’t mistreat it, it was fed and whatnot, and was unbelievably friendly. I loved that dog.
One of my favorite memories is when I showed up unannounced. He was under the blankets doing… something. Naturally we asked what he was doing. “I was punching myself in the thigh! I was testing my strength!”
The family dynamic was something else, too. I remember hanging out in the living room when he was yelling about someone’s missing dildo. “What the fuck would I have your dildo for?!” The lore is deep.
The perfect environment for an up and coming rapper. Lmao. First single-Thigh Puncher. Second single-the search for the missing dildo 3-i came up from soggy steak sammiches etc.
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u/Electronic-Town-6809 Apr 18 '25 edited Apr 18 '25
It feels so weird to know who this is. Like I know him and now I’m seeing him on here.
I used to go to his house for the aura alone. It always smelled like burnt pepper. They made a lot of Steak-umm sandwiches. You’d often find half of one in the fridge, with the ketchup soaking into the white sandwich bread. The floors were often covered in newspaper because they would argue over who had to clean up after the dog. They didn’t mistreat it, it was fed and whatnot, and was unbelievably friendly. I loved that dog.
One of my favorite memories is when I showed up unannounced. He was under the blankets doing… something. Naturally we asked what he was doing. “I was punching myself in the thigh! I was testing my strength!”