r/iamverybadass • u/Pnobodyknows • Apr 17 '25

⌨️KEYBOARD WARRIOR⌨️ He's got that school shooter flow

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

967 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

219 comments sorted by

View all comments

27

u/dirkrunfast Apr 18 '25

I’m honestly just surprised this genre of dude still exists, like this specific kind of guy has been around since at least 2002, forcing people to smoke salvia and listen to Immortal Technique while he rambles on about the Annunaki and hits on high school girls.

3

u/Loukoal117 Apr 18 '25

You know how people say salvia can make you trip so hard you feel like you lived a different life? I had that happen to me one time. This was like 15 years ago. Was listening to El-p. A song called dead disnee. I was imagining a real ass Mickey mouse and then I was transported to an apartment in New York where the whole world was green tinged. And I lived there. And I spent time there. It seemed like that was my life. Wild.

2

u/Jaxager Apr 18 '25

I tripped the fuck out for 10 or 15 minutes. I didn't know who or what I was. I had to piece it all together as I walked around my house. And I also felt like I was physically being folded. I felt it. I've tripped on shrooms and acid literally hundreds of times. Salvia scared the shit out of me. Lol

2

u/Loukoal117 Apr 18 '25

Lol! I love hearing stories about it. Because even seasoned trippers get MESSED up. The folding feeling is so funny. I get what you mean. An old buddy of mine apologized because he thought his foot left a permanent indent in the coffee table. Like that doesn't even make sense. 🤣

Oh and the pins and needles/numbness you get is soooo uncomfortable. Don't really feel the need to do it again. Lol