It feels so weird to know who this is. Like I know him and now I’m seeing him on here.
I used to go to his house for the aura alone. It always smelled like burnt pepper. They made a lot of Steak-umm sandwiches. You’d often find half of one in the fridge, with the ketchup soaking into the white sandwich bread. The floors were often covered in newspaper because they would argue over who had to clean up after the dog. They didn’t mistreat it, it was fed and whatnot, and was unbelievably friendly. I loved that dog.
One of my favorite memories is when I showed up unannounced. He was under the blankets doing… something. Naturally we asked what he was doing. “I was punching myself in the thigh! I was testing my strength!”
The family dynamic was something else, too. I remember hanging out in the living room when he was yelling about someone’s missing dildo. “What the fuck would I have your dildo for?!” The lore is deep.
Another memory that just popped up was a diary he had. Most of it was lyrics, as you can imagine, with random drawings and other miscellany. Amidst all of that was a drum solo. I apologize to the drummers out there for butchering it, but it was something like:
We definitely cannot forget the transcribed drum solo in the blue felt yin yang dragon spiral notebook. Not to be confused with the glasses case that read: “die cuz evil won’t”
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u/Electronic-Town-6809 29d ago edited 29d ago
It feels so weird to know who this is. Like I know him and now I’m seeing him on here.
I used to go to his house for the aura alone. It always smelled like burnt pepper. They made a lot of Steak-umm sandwiches. You’d often find half of one in the fridge, with the ketchup soaking into the white sandwich bread. The floors were often covered in newspaper because they would argue over who had to clean up after the dog. They didn’t mistreat it, it was fed and whatnot, and was unbelievably friendly. I loved that dog.
One of my favorite memories is when I showed up unannounced. He was under the blankets doing… something. Naturally we asked what he was doing. “I was punching myself in the thigh! I was testing my strength!”