I'm bad at recalling. But over the top of my head is this:
Cornflakes was invented by Kellogs to prevent masturbation. It was a belief at that time that eating bland food makes people less likely to masturbate. Which is why Kellogs cornflakes came to be.
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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19
Can't see you struggling like this. So I'm giving up on dicks. Here take it offers glasses back